5 parrots in a large coat

They/them I come and go like the wind sorry moots Mostly rbs, sometimes my own art/posts

[ambrystoma]

Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

[neosporinwound]

There's definitely more I could do with this idea, I just don't have the energy at the very moment. ;w;

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[funstyle]

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

[thnksfrthpoison]

"They should remaster Bullets-" NO LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE BUDDY ✋️

I think we should DEMASTER Bullets, if anything. Give me the ugliest, NASTIEST takes from those sessions.

#reblog if you agree

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[recvachka]

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[strange-aeons]

Do you love the colour of the sky? I'm also in Ontario :')

NO ITS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[djpachipikachu]

please dont please dont ppease dont please dont dont dont dont dont dont do that please dont do that you freak you pervert

[ratghosttt]

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and