peanut butta and jelly da long way

team moon ☆ 26 ☆ soup skeptic

[ratghosttt]

[ratghosttt]

til the geek tastes like straight up chernobyl

[my-dailydreams]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[bark-barkley]

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

[ratghosttt]

I am not only a tumblr user, but also something far more sinister: a reddit user

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[ratghosttt]

I am the sleepiest anyone has ever been. nobody has ever been as sleepy as me.

[oxypill]

theyre hanging me at the cross tomorrow

[ratghosttt]

how I feel when my girlfriend asks me to come be tall for her (I am only two inches taller)

[zerozerozio]

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

[ratghosttt]

You have TWO GIRLFRIENDS? 👯‍♀️

two WEED SMONKIN girlfriends

[jessaerys]

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

[ratghosttt]

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[fairycosmos]

music songs and lyrics. its just unbelievable