peanut butta and jelly da long way

team moon ☆ 26 ☆ soup skeptic

[ratghosttt]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[monidoll]

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

[enba-and-luka]

[maja-paja]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[ratghosttt]

i’ve started charging my vape just enough for one hit. this is my emergency hit, much like saving one bullet to kill yourself with.

[ratghosttt]

I honestly thought mitch mcconnell had already died. did that mf resurrect or what?

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[thaparasite]

HOT WIZARDS IN YOUR AREA!!

[ammnontet]

the killer

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[ratghosttt]

who do u think is the funniest person in the internet

me

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[ratghosttt]

I need my sister to lock tf in so that I can be a nepo sibling