Crow

Now resident of the fearfulorchards blog

[jasonpetertoddx]

Jason, babysitting: Swear words are illegal in this house. If you say one, you’ll be fined.

Damian: Heck

Jason: You are on thin fucking ice

Damian:

Jason:

Jason: Oh no

[poisonygma]

[Gotham] Character Evolution Jervis Tetch (The Mad Hatter)

[askarkham]

♡

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[taggthewanderer]

Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!

Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?

Link:

Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass

[ambris]

That’s… A really good point

[dog-of-ulthar]

the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

[animatedamerican]

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Originally posted by smooshywrites

[herwitchinesss]

@ajohnster 

yaaaas!

[yessoftball-lover06]

I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.

[autijacen]

Okay, okay, so short version:

Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.

Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.

He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.

In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”

Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.

[bee-whistler]

I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.

[brucediana]

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

[fluff-that-pillow-deactivated20]

This is why couples are creepy as fuck for dressing up as Harley and the joker and why people are especially fucked up for thinking the relationship they had in suicide squad was “goals”

[crowoffear]

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS HOW MUCH IT BOTHERS ME THAT PEOPLE THINK ITS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP!!!

[theappleempress-deactivated2020]

gess who is typeing this on a 3ds. lol gota hurry up & type this befir the site crashes. i hate that this is more reliable than my computer. stupid battery being dumb and the pepole at the shop not doing much of a job ops. Mutuals avenge me aaaafhhsbababa s h i t p o s t ?

[crowoffear]

Same

[alainaprana]

Support Links~!

Hey guys, this is just a quick summary of all my related links that I just want to bring attention to once in awhile. 

Doing comics and other content takes alot of time, so if you ever want to help out or support my work, here’s what I’ve got! 

Personal Store Link (This and my art Patreon are the best way to support me right now! Be sure to flip through the categories, there’s alot of merchandise available!)

Patreon Link (for comics and my art, this gets you more art based exclusives, such as HQ wallpapers and previews, as well as discounts to my store! If we reach my first goal, I’ll open scheduled, private livestreams, or you can hit up the $20 tier and we can stream together sometime! ^-^)

Patreon Link (for my husbands youtube and managerial expenses, this funds our projects exclusively!)

Redbubble Link (I don’t get much off of this website, but if there’s something here you prefer, go for it!)

Youtube Link (for MCQ comic dubs, watchtime helps!!)

Youtube Link (for the tabletop series that I’m a part of, watchtime on here helps a TON)

Wanna just hang out? You can usually find me on my Discord server! 

Tumblr not your go to? I have a DeviantArt as well, though I am not as active. Updates still happen on there every other week or so. :D  

[porterr-robinson]

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Oh my god

[gloriousruin-deactivated2018070]

Jesus fuckin Christ..

[listener-blue]

@concentrated-sunshine

[bunjywunjy]

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper

[dredsina]

i have some more tips but i have to get back to homework!!! i hope this was helpful anon

[banjoremade]

anyone who says that papyrus swearing is out of character is a coward and won’t survive through the famine

[twinsfawn]

he’s so right

[enygmass]

You know Edward seems like the type of rogue to have his henchmen on scheduled shifts. Like, he has a piece of paper in his hideout with everyones names and hours they work that week so he can call them and be like ‘Hi Frank, so I know you booked tuesdays off and all but Jon just went and got caught in one of the traps so do you think you could cover it this time?’

[cluelesscutiefly]

Raleigh's "Lost Words" Drabble Prompts~

Send me a Word and Character/Pairing and I’ll Write a Drabble for it~

(Basically what happens on a very boring day when you own an Unabridged Dictionary

Amandation: act of sending away or dismissing

Amarulence: bitterness; spite

Amorevolous: affectionate; loving

Antipelargy: reciprocal or mutual kindness

Apanthropinization: withdrawal from human concerns or the human world

Assectation: act of following after something else

Bajulate: to bear a heavy burden

Bonifate: lucky; fortunate

Brabeum: reward or prize

Brochity: projecting or crooked quality of teeth

Cacozealous: imitating badly

Caprizant: of the pulse, uneven or irregular

Celeberrimous: very or most highly celebrated

Circumbilivagination going around in a circular motion; circumambulation

Commendaces: funeral orations; prayers for the dead

Cosmogyral: whirling round the universe

Crocitation: croaking; cawing

Deartuate: to dismember

Decutient: shaking down; beating down

Diffibulate: to unbutton; to unbuckle

Ecstasiate: to go into an ecstasy; to cause to become ecstatic

Embaphium: small vessel for measuring or serving medicine

Essomenic: showing things as they will be in the future

Fabrefaction: act of fashioning or making a work of art

Fallaciloquence: deceitful speech

Famelicose: often or very hungry

Fumificate: to make or cause smoke or incense

Gelicide: a frost

Gleimous: slimy

Gnathonize: to flatter

Graviloquence: grave speech

Halatinous: saline; salty

Hypenemious: full of wind

Igniparous: bringing forth fire

Impigrity: quickness; speed

Ingordigious: greedy; avaricious

Irredivivous: unable to be revived

Kalotypography: beautiful printing

Keleusmatically: imperatively; in an imperative mood

Kexy: dry, brittle, withered

Latibule: hiding place

Lubency: willingness; pleasure

Lugent: weeping; mourning

Magastromancy: magical astrology

Mancation: maiming; mutilation

Mariturient: eager to marry

Misqueme: to displease; to offend

Morsicant:producing the sensation of repeated biting or pricking

Murklins: in the dark

Nequient: not being able

Nerterology: learning relating to the dead or the underworld

Obrumpent: breaking; bursting

Occaecation: the act of blinding

Ossifragant: bone-breaking

Pamphagous: eating everything; all-consuming

Patration: perfection or completion of something

Perantique: very antique or ancient

Phoenigm: reddening of the skin

Pication: application of warm pitch to the skin as medical treatment

Quadrimular: lasting for four years

Quaeritate: to question; to inquire

Redamancy: act of loving in return

Rimestock: old almanac with runic writings

Roomthily: spatially; with respect to space

Scaevity: unluckiness

Scathefire: great destructive fire; conflagration

Senticous: prickly; thorny

Somandric: pertaining to the human body

Sparsile: of a star, not included in any constellation

Summotion: removal

Temerate: to break a bond or promise

Tenellous: somewhat tender

Teterrimous: most foul

Thysiastery: sacrificial altar

Traboccant: superabundant; excessive

Tremefy: to cause to tremble

Vacivity: emptiness

Vanmost: in the front; foremost

Venalitious: of the sale of humans as slaves

Veteratorian: crafty; subtle

Visotactile: involving both touch and vision

Vultuous: having a sad or solemn countenance

Welmish: of a pale or sickly colour

May or may not end up adding more words later.  Have fun with these~

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

1, 8, 9

[reikiajakoiranruohoja]

4,6,9

[theappleempress-deactivated2020]

1, 7, 9 

[crowoffear]

1,2,9

[rougeshome-deactivated20190822]

[fakehistory]

My mom (left) and my dad (lobster) going on their first date (circa 1952).

[crowoffear]

@theappleempress I’m the lobster