Awesomely me :)

The dreaded question through out elementary school, high school, work interviews... "tell us something about your self?" I go blank all I can think is "uuhhh I like cheese." and I don't even like cheese. I just can't think of anything on the spot. So if you want to know about me.... I guess you can look here in this blog :) But incase you don't really want to get to know me and you just stumbled upon me here "ummmm... I like cheese?"

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[authentictaxi]

[positivestories]

[curiouslymyown]

No because I would also resort back to the magic I had sworn to give up if some misogynistic pervert killed my girlfriend. I would also skin him alive, hunt down his minion friends and work to destroy everything because if she can’t exist in the world then what is the point. Willow Rosenberg, you aren’t my favourite character, but you have a point.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

funniest yet most enlightening conversation on this whole social media ban topic, by two girls sat across from me on the bus the other day:

"what do they mean by social media? does Roblox count? what about all the stuff I've built?"

"you'll be fine, doesn't your icloud say you're 34?"

"oh my god they're even banning Facebook. who the fuck is on Facebook"

[sapphos-subordinate]

i am now fully obsessed with buffy the vampire slayer

[coffeepeople]

One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she needed a quiet night. One time I told my boss that I loved oranges, but couldn’t peel them because of my nails. For a year he made sure to peel me one at least once a week. Once my friends gave me a made up superlative of “most likely to have a pen they could borrow” and ever since I’ve made sure I always carry a pen with me. A long time ago, my high school librarian told me that no one would care what my grade in my sophomore chemistry class was if I’m bringing them doughnuts and asking them about their day.

[coffeepeople]

Sometimes friendship is about carrying pens and peeling oranges. But the point is, surrounding yourself with people who you want to do the little things for. The point of it all is bringing in the doughnuts because you’ve found the people who deserve the doughnuts.

[big-smiling-monkey]

How sweet it is to be with people you enjoy taking care of

[buffycaps]

giles + talking about boys

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

[buffycaps]

#so we all agree hes bisexual right (via @o7ivia) well yes of course, in the first gif he's speaking from personal experience 😌

[dingoesatetierney]

my favorite gifs of oz i think people should've beat his ass more often (affectionately)

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[moondoll67]

bonus because they're extra insane for this

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m just now learning what “Dubai chocolate” is and yeah okay pistachio and chocolate sure but why do so many of the promotional photographs make it look like the chocolate is filled with grass

[erica-achelle]

Because it's pistachio, chocolate, AND crispy shredded phyllo dough (kataifi). It's the thing that gives it the satisfying crunch. It looks like grass bc it's brown covered in pistachio which is green.

[earhartsease]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving