Why doesn't exist a crow emoji? 🦇💀

Italy 21 they/them Sanders Sides blog, mostly Virgil and Dukexiety (no inc*st) | icon by @a-gay-angel

[brandstifter-sys]

Remus: Would I be hot if I wore a horse mask?

Virgil: I wouldn't see your face, so maybe

Remus: All you need to see is my ass

Virgil: I'm not kissing your ass

Remus: ...maybe you should wear the horse mask instead...

[crowsmadreadful]

Janus: I'm the first to-

Virgil: Yeah, I bet you also comment ‘first’ on YouTube videos.

[moceit]

In reference to yesterday's post I had to draw it for all y'all

Also credit to @spicycreativity for the slight dialogue change in the first panel

[leconcombrerit]

Oh look three shitheads in a car ! You can tell it's a car because there's, like. Car stuff. I can't draw cars, okay. If I ever decided to work on this sketch I would have to go grab a reference somewhere, but for a doodle it will do !

[deostyx]

OHOHO WHATS THAT IS THAT A NEW REMUS DESIGN!?!? Yes. Yes it is

[haysgrove]

i really hope that when the reason of why Virgil and Janus have so much beef with each other is revealed, it is very clear that both or none of them are at fault bc i dont wanna come to a wave of unsympathetic janus/virgil stuff on tumblr dot com

my heart really wants the reason to be something so stupid and insignificant and petty but i know thats not possible

[rollthewhatever]

they are having fun

[crowsmadreadful]

Roman, showing his muscles: You see these arms?

Roman: Wii Sports Resort

[where-are-the-spooky-gays]

It has been 60 days since Dukexiety last interacted

[crowsmadreadful]

Janus: Logan, do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Logan: Well-

Virgil: Seventy-two hours

Logan: ...How do you-

Virgil, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There's a clown behind you

[crowsmadreadful]

Roman: Remus wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch.

Roman: He know the crust is my favourite part.

Roman: He hate me so much.

[crowsmadreadful]

boiled Pepsi tastes like watered down Dr Pepper but warm and it’s not great I didn’t love it

Lmao thanks for letting us know

Someone said they were curious so here, now you know!

[crowsmadreadful]

Roman: Would you kiss Janus for a million dollars?

Patton: I guess...

Patton: But, I mean, I don’t really have that kind of money though.

[brandstifter-sys]

Remus: Yes tiny dog! Try to scoop my brains out through my ear! Be the hellhound you were born to be!

Patton: Puppy kisses are kisses not brain eating!

Virgil: You assume he has a brain for the pup to eat...

Remus: I don't!

[crowsmadreadful]

Remus: You know how when you boil Pepsi and it really opens up a different kind of flavor?

Virgil:

Virgil: When you fucking WHAT???

[rollthewhatever]

[hiemaldesirae]

this is a great day for the me community

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