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Ayy call me Crow. I'm mostly into Yugioh, and Voltron atm so feel free to hmu abt any of those or anything in general really. ƪƪ’▿’)

[didney-worl-no-uta]

Woody: Look, Mr. Xanax, I don’t give a darn tootin’ about this heart and darkness ta- LOOK THERE’S THE KINGDOM HEARTS!

Xehanort: Where?!

Woody:

[ging-gum]

[sapphicchill]

ScreaMING

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[porterr-robinson]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

honestly can we talk about that scene in death note where L sends out a death row criminal to impersonate him on live TV, and Light responds by killing him and going “haha, i just killed your smartest detective, police!”, only for the real L to come on air and be like “hi yeah that wasn’t me….. that was a no-name criminal that you couldn’t have heard about in the news….. also this isn’t actually an international broadcast it’s only in the kanto region in japan…. so you must live there…. also now i know that you need a face and name to kill somebody… so you can’t kill me……. k bye” absolutely legendary. what a goddamn moment

[janitor-snake-deactivated202508]

okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ingredient and we started to wonder if lush had like, something against vampires or something so i sent an email to lush askin if they r pro-vampire and they actually replied back lmao

[mypetufo]

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

[oleskyfm]

Options for interacting with others on tumblr 

[comment-tube]

[retrogamingblog]

[8pxl]

Golden hour

follow my twitter / patreon / shop / buy me a coffee

[artmagine]

Vagabond by dongho Kang

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

[boo-boo-the-fool-strikes-again]

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[thebootydiaries]

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

[feircemajorasblog]

Wait you have a child?

[thebootydiaries]

not anymore helen i took care of it

[veliseraptor]

it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

[clarisimart]

I AM DYING!!! AND THESE ARE ALL WRITTEN BY MEN, PUBLISHED AUTHORS, SO I DON’T WANT NOBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT SEX SCENES WRITTEN BY FANGIRLS EVER AGAIN!!

[starrypawz]

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before