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35. She/her. Bi and queer. Scorpio. Shameless promoter of the Bisenberg agenda. AO3: plumcoloredyarn. Cover photo by @perhaps-relax

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Crow - 35 - She/Her - Fic Author and Attempter of Many Art Forms - Canon x OC Enjoyer - Chronically Ill - Bisexual & Queer & Tired

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Fic Masterlist: The Daily Apparition (Original Story/Resident Evil Village, Karl Heisenberg x Original Character) My madness incarnate: Midwestern, modern AU, Mechanic Karl Heisenberg. Look: I just want you to give it a chance. **UPDATED: 05/20/2026** Chrysalis (Resident Evil Village, Karl Heisenberg x Original Character and Heisendad!) This is all about our favorite trashy old man being a Papa to a feral gremlin child while being angst-ridden over his not quite dead girlfriend, what more could you want?

**FINISHED: 07/26/2025!** Python (RE9, Victor Gideon x F!Reader) Snake Daddy fucks you on his desk. What do you people want from me. **FINISHED: 4/4/2026** because it snows, because it burns (Resident Evil Village, Karl Heisenberg x F!Reader) Lazy cold morning sex with Karl. Just what the doctor ordered. **FINISHED: 1/24/2026** Heat (Resident Evil Village, Karl Heisenberg x OC) Look. It's werewolf smut. With Karl. I don't have to explain myself to anyone. **FINISHED: 01/17/2026** Shore (Resident Evil Village, Karl Heisenberg x OC, Mermaid AU) Karl fucks a mermaid version of Kris. I can do whatever I want forever. **FINISHED: 08/29/2025** A Professional (Resident Evil Village, No Village/Modern AU, Karl Heisenberg x F!Reader) Karl's your maintenance man and you fuck him. That's it. That's the fic. **FINISHED: 10/08/2025**

Check Engine (Resident Evil Village, Karl Heisenberg x GN!Reader, Mechanic AU) Cute little fluffy small town moments sprinkled with shameless, raunchy smut.

**FINISHED: 11/30/2023**

viridescent (Dragon Age: The Veilguard, Emmrich Volkarin x GN!Reader) One shot implied smut but mostly fluff cuddle sesh with everyone’s favorite Vincent Price lookalike.

**FINISHED: 11/11/2024** Fan art of my fics that I do not deserve but cherish with my whole heart:

-> Commemorative Karl and Lottie portrait that belongs on the Sistine Chapel. I don’t make the rules.

-> Fan Art of Chrysalis/Karl & Lottie that I carry around in my wallet every day and show off like a proud dad.

-> Commissioned work of Kris n Karl that waters my crops and clears my skin

-> Commissioned ~suggestive~ Kris n Karl art that makes me feral like a gas station raccoon

-> Disgustingly cute Lottie art that I am pinning to the fridge and then possibly eating

-> Fucking adorable and hilarious fan art of Lottie & Kris being BFFs with my beloved Hazel & Toast!! And Karl is there too.

-> Beautiful Lottie fan art COMPLETE WITH RAT SOLDAT!

-> Fan art of Karl bein’ a cute dilf while grocery shopping from Check Engine!

-> VârcoKris fan art for when you are in the mood for beautiful werewolf time (which should be always)

-> Lottie. On. Karl’s. Shoulders.

-> Lottie getting the Kris snuggles she DESERVES! And bonus vârcoMama!

-> Rat. King. Lottie! -> Crowbar crimes Lottie!

-> Heisendad introducing Lottie to the GUN SHOW!

-> VârcoKris and a little butterfly visitor. I’m sick.

-> Kris rethinking her whole life after fucking that old man (Karl)

-> Mechanic!Karl uhhhh ‘wrestling’ with Kris on the hood of a car

Enjoy your stay 💖💜💙

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh

also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism

[voidsentprinces]

Can’t believe I have to post this again, calm down just calm down, calm down just calm down.

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Went to a mahjong class tonight which was very fun but broke my brain, so I def deserved this ice cream afterward.

[lotus-ink]

More in Turn is Due quietly exceeded 10,000 hits. It's more than I had ever hoped to see for a story written in a niche POV for a game that is now 5 years old. (Heck, I'd celebrated when it reached 200!)

I appreciate every single comment with your feedback, encouragement and enthusiasm. And - even a bit of fan art! No one wants to create into a void; if you out there were not telling me your thoughts, I may not still be working on the story today.

So, to celebrate the fact that people have enjoyed this fic enough to click on it 10,000 times, I'd like to post a teaser from the in-progress Chapter 21:

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The phone lifts off the receiver. A slight pause. “This is Heisenberg.” Another pause. “Yes, Mother Miranda.”

No. Why is she calling now? What does she want? Does she know – something, is it even possible for her to know – somehow, if you’re-? Such panicked thoughts whirl through your mind. But you try to focus on what you can overhear.

“Yes, of course we’re still working on the assignment.” Heisenberg’s tone is courteous, bordering on formal. “And we did get the equipment I’d mentioned. You’re right to ask about that.” He listens. “Oh, the… yes, the prenatal vitamins I’d ordered. The Duke hasn’t made his delivery yet, but they’re sure to be in my order.” A longer span of silence follows. “…You are? I’ll- …Yes, of course I will.” You sit up, still holding the sheets over your breasts. Damp hair cooling in the dry air. “Yes,” you note forced politeness, “it does sound like everything is moving along. And we’ll make sure you get what – what you’re asking for.”

Your stomach clenches. He’d nearly broken character, toed a line.

Heisenberg says your name, “she’s, she’s complying perfectly. Really, I-“ His voice cuts off. And then resumes much quieter. “…You do? Sure – just a moment.” The phone clicks onto a hard surface and you fiercely hope that he hung up, but Heisenberg appears in the doorway looking stonily at you, and your heart plummets.

He braces a fist on the metal frame. “She wants to talk to you.”

Thank you for reading!

Chapter 21 is on the way!

[jenny-holzer]

[rainrein]

i love creating oc x canon ships i think more people should do them and i think more people should be really, really, really weird about them

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

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Anyway happy pride to Karl Heisenberg and Alcina Dimitrescu, the living embodiments of the “a mean bisexual and an even meaner lesbian” joke. 🏳️‍🌈

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Anyway happy pride to Karl Heisenberg and Alcina Dimitrescu, the living embodiments of the “a mean bisexual and an even meaner lesbian” joke. 🏳️‍🌈

[crowtrobotx]

Anyway happy pride to Karl Heisenberg and Alcina Dimitrescu, the living embodiments of the “a mean bisexual and an even meaner lesbian” joke. 🏳️‍🌈

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anyway can you imagine asking an author directly and in public view if their work is AI and then when they ask why you thought so saying “because it’s bad.”

[crowtrobotx]

Anyway happy pride to Karl Heisenberg and Alcina Dimitrescu, the living embodiments of the “a mean bisexual and an even meaner lesbian” joke. 🏳️‍🌈

[crowtrobotx]

i always expect some weirdness in my office when i come back from vacation. pens/papers/etc. moved around, chairs swapped. why did they move my plants? what was so offensive about the way i have my houseplants set up in here that one of them had to go to an entirely different windowsill?

[peach-foxgloves]

N and I had a long conversation about AI the other day and I genuinely haven’t stopped thinking about it. Normally, even when people in the US are not sure about a new technology at first, we eventually buy into it because it gets framed as “progress” in a capitalist sense. Like, okay, this will make things more efficient, create wealth, improve lives, whatever. That pitch usually works.

But the people evangelizing a total AI takeover seem so insulated from the reality of how most people actually live that I don’t think they fully understand why the backlash has been so intense. Or maybe they understand and just don’t care. Either way, they seem completely disconnected from the fact that this country is built on the Calvinist idea that work is tied to morality. We’ve spent generations absorbing the belief that working hard is inherently virtuous, that your job is tied to your worth, and that needing help or not being “productive” is a personal failure.

So because the AI pitch has been and remains a very wealthy man gleefully declaring that AI is “a machine will permanently replace your livelihood and identity,” and then…that’s the end of the conversation? Of course people are reacting badly to that.

Too much of American identity is wrapped up in what we do. Who are you is almost always answered with what do you do for work. And I actually think part of that is because we don’t have a deeply ingrained class identity the way a lot of other countries do. Work is the thing that defines people socially, morally, and personally.

Like, people here won’t even stop working when they’re sick, grieving, burned out, or actively falling apart, partly because our worker protections and social safety nets are terrible, but also because we’ve culturally internalized the idea that stopping means failure.

Meanwhile the AI people are basically standing there going, “Why are you resisting this? Why won’t you just let this happen to you?” in a really creepy way.

Well, Sam, because you can't leave swathes of people with no avenue to make money in a capitalist society. The cash cannon that consumers blast directly into the mouths of these people will also stop if people just don't....have money to buy things anymore.

There's too many things that human beings are too good at that a bot simply cannot replace, and should not replace, and I think we're all just tired of being told we're not going to have any money and literally everything is going to be worse than it already is.

I can also say, from handling dozens and dozens of implementation projects, that the way most companies are approaching AI right now feels almost identical to the blockchain frenzy a few years ago. Some CEO or executive hears about a trend, gets excited about the concept of it, and suddenly decides to restructure workflows, departments, or entire company strategies without actually understanding how the organization functions day to day or what implementation really requires. Then, before the dust even settles, they’ve already moved on to the next shiny thing.

And the reality is that initiatives like that are incredibly hard to implement successfully, because at the end of the day people tend to stick with the systems and processes that have worked for them for years. You can mandate a new tool from the top down, but if it doesn’t meaningfully fit into existing workflows, solve an actual problem, or account for how people really do their jobs, most employees are either going to quietly work around it or revert back to what they know because while you made the thing live, what you didn't do was get the buy in from users through an actual change management process.

The gap between the theoretical and the practical is just too big to cross right now, and knowing the technical literacy of the average person is...frankly not great given some of the support calls I've had to field over the years, it's evident that this is exactly what's happening in certain sectors that have tried to implement a wide AI toolbox without actually knowing what it is they're trying to solve. If the refrain is, over and over, use it or get left behind, then you're just wasting money to keep up with the corporate Joneses.

Anyway, I think we're going to keep seeing this backlash intensify, especially around the insistence we need these data centers that create minimal jobs and suck up tons of resources to the cost of constituents instead of these companies, and I'll be curious to see how it plays out.

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I cannot believe I have to go to work tomorrow lol

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This vacation was extremely needed and extremely fun and for once I am ready to go home