The End Is Nigh

art by sbfbobb

[unbotheredmuse]

[darlingvita]

the image of virginia woolf talking to her sister about lesbian sex in the middle of a chemist’s shop in 1929 is never not going to be absolutely hilarious to me

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.

[1013corpses]

Barcelona, Spain | 16.1.15 

[colemckenzies]

shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said ‘you will live to 100!’ and then looked at my mental health results and said ’…if you want to’

[colemckenzies]

alternative highlight: when he finished the physical examination and instead of saying ‘you can sit up now’ he just slapped my leg like the roof of a car

[thereddestpotato]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[alisonzai]

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[belleski]

its finally here! 

with all 14 of them ravaging the earth at once i thought it might be hard to pick which fear to dedicate the remaining years of your life to, so i made a few recruitment posters that may make it easier to pick!

and, if you want to hang it on your real life wall, they are all available on my store

part two of this can be found here

[everythingfox]

Laziest game of fetch ever

(via)

[skrotchevo]

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[alisonzai]

[inkmaze]

this is the funniest photo I'll ever be part of (they/them btw)

[ig-88r]

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

[king-cracker]

i dont get it

[callmebliss]

[papasmoke]

Cant stop thinking about this post