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She gave a quick smile, “ Well, congratulations,” She disconnected her eyes from him and looked down at the floor, shaking her head slightly. This was insane. “I probably would’ve reacted worse if you had told be before, if I were to be completely honest with you.”

“Thank you.” Tearing his gaze away from her so he could take a moment to catch his breath, it was a lot for her to take in but it was also a lot for him to give. Ever since the day she was born, Henry had done what he could to protect his daughter and now he was finding himself broadcasting information about her. “It was hard for me to tell you, it was hard for me to even get my head around, I mean, I’m a father now.”

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How about I give you, like, ten percent? I think that’s fair. If you get me new pizza bagels, I’ll bump it up to twenty.

crtlhenry

Ten per cent is hardly fair when I gave you the idea, asshat. That’s not even worth it, I hope you never eat another pizza bagel in your life.

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qutann

“Who else ‘m I gonna quote, then?”

“Isn’t that the one with the zombies or the plague or something like that? I can’t play that kinda game, I don’t like zombies.”

crtlhenry

“Make up like a false name for me, that would be cool, like a secret identity.”

“Nah, it’s not like that, I think you’re thinking of The Walking Dead or The Last of Us-- Trust me it’s good.”

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ohlcttie

“I’d say more of an encyclopedia with all the facts and all that. It does — but weirdly enough tutors voices are quite soothing for naps. I like it, But really from my opinion I think I’m not the one you’ll be impressing to gain free drinks. Really? She’s rude then.”

crtlhenry

“I think encyclopedia makes me sound a lot better too. If by soothing you mean boring as easily blockable then you would be hitting the target right there. True, unless you feel like buying me a drink? Eh, I get it a lot, especially when my hair was like blue or green, it’s usually older folk who ask me if my parents are okay with a weird looking kid.”

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She was still in confusion. A literal human has hald the genetics of him. This wasn’t anything small. She was still partly speechless, “I–oh my gosh. Okay. Well you did the right thing, I mean staying with her and stuff. This really isn’t a small deal is it? You kept this away from me for two years?” One hand rested in her hair, “Is that her name, Clem?”

crtlhenry

Henry left a soft sigh slip from his lips as he looked at the girl, “I know, it’s crazy how I have a mini me waiting for me back home. You’d be surprised how much she actually looks like me.” The boy let out a soft chuckle, hoping to ease the slight tension, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know how to tell you--- Yeah, Clementine Jackson but she loves being called Clem.”

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little-leo-man

“Baby face? I’ll have you know I’ve also been compared to a bunny and a puppy during my time here and I just- what even? Seriously though, d’you need help looking for your boot? It has to be lying around somewhere, unless it was getting cold and someone threw it in the camp fire. But I doubt it. What the fuck, you have a tiny human? No way, bro, a kid can’t grow up without parents, I have your back. I’ll find your boot and fight off bears if I have to.”

crtlhenry

“Which are all baby like creatures, you are a baby, you have a baby face, if you look under the dictionary there is a picture of you. That sounds nice, I’m thinking just standing there and whistling for it won’t help anywhere, if anyone threw it away I will kill them. I do have a tiny human, she is a little tiny me. You can’t do that to a poor little girl.”

#c #hes a cute lil baby

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That just sounds like a quesadilla. You have helped me realize that I would be basically making quesadillas. Which isn’t what I wanted, but it’ll have to do. I owe you my life now.

Exactly, quesadilla’s can save lives, much like myself. Now when you become an award winning quesadilla maker or whatever they’re called then you owe me like half of your earnings.

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“Places that the public share always are. Every time I take my sisters to the park there’s a used condom lying around somewhere, it never fails.”

“Public places are gross, that is why I never like to leave. At least they’re learning about birth control that way, condoms save lives. Maybe.”

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Disbelief ran through her as she struggled to comprehend with what he just said. Her fingers gently rubbed each temple, her eyes closed. She strained to get words, her mind all over the place. “Y-you made someone? Two years ago? I–You–” SHe sighed, “So who’s the lucky woman?”.

crtlhenry

Shock run through his body as he watched her, his heart hammering against his chest, “Yeah, she’s my little angel,” He ginned, trying to lighten the mood slightly before he bit down on his lip, “I--- This girl, it was a one night stand kinda thing but she left a few days after Clem was born, it’s just been me and her since.”

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“Maybe it’s like one of those celebrity blow up dolls. I lived beside people who owned a sex shop and we played a game of whose lawn was Tiger Woods going to pitch his tent in today.”

crtlhenry

“That’s probably one of the best ways to spend your free time I’ve ever heard.”

#c #omg that sounds awesome hahahaa

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Now she was just worried. Pushing all the angered feelings from earlier, what could be so bad that he was this scared? “Henry,” a nervous giggle passed through her lips to take the edge of this panicky feeling, “now you’re scaring me. What did you do, kill someone?”

crtlhenry

Henry couldn’t help but chuckle a little, rolling his eyes softly at her before he took a slight step forward, rubbing his hands against his jeans as his palms began to sweat, “I um---- I have a baby. Well a toddler, she’s um, she’s two.”