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curse you no nut november! dm's welcome! 21 M, Calgary alberta. no tributes please and thank you

[lilithleeh]

[chastityslave4life-deactivated2]

[sissygoon-deactivated20150315]

[electrodick]

[twunkish-cleric]

DND Character Ideas: Artificer

(All these ideas are free to use because I really want to see them happen. If you draw any of these, please tag me)

Best Races for Artificers: Gnomes, Warforged, Dwarf, Halfling, High Elf, Human or Half-Human Hybrids

💡 An Artificer with robotic Doc Ock arms

💡 An Artificer designed after Tony Stark

💡 Short Race (Gnome, Halfling, Dwarf, Goblin, etc.) Artificer who built themself robotic stilts

💡 Artificers who builds magical prosthetics

💡 An Artificer who built a time-traveling car or motorcycle, Back to the Future style

💡 A pair of Artificers designed after Phineas and Ferb

💡 An Artificer and their Warforged companion designed after Edward and Alphonse Elric

💡 An Artificer with Magic-Powered electric Gauntlets

💡 Cursed magical Jewelry, Lord of the Rings style

💡 An Artificer who’s a robot, or has a robot, designed after Megaman

💡 A Robot or Cyborg Artificer who is continuously upgrading themself throughout the campaign

💡 Artificer and Cleric Mutliclass for really cool healing and damage output.

💡 Artificer and Paladin Mutliclass for some truly sick-looking armor that gets major buffs

💡 Artificer and Rogue Multiclass for the extra skills on campaigns. Can make a lock and break it too.

💡 An Artificer who’s special weapon is designed after Thor’s Hammer

💡 Artificer and Wizard Multiclass for the ultimate ‘nerd who can kill you’ combo

💡 Star-trek Themed Artificer

💡 An Artificer set in a post-apocalyptic themed campaign

💡 Disabled Artificers who create their own mobility aids

💡 Artificer and Warlock or Cleric Multiclass whose patron is some sort of Smith God like Hephaestus

💡 Artificer who starts out an a Blacksmith NPC but ends up going on this epic quest

💡 Artificers who specialize in more than just tinkering, like Leatherworking, Metalsmithing, Robotics, etc.

💡 Hacker Artificer set in a modern-style or steampunk campaign

💡 Undead Artificer

💡 Chaotic Neutral Artificer designed after Doctor Doofenshmirtz

[mayya-moore]

[slavetolaura]

Love Yr sequence ✨❤️✨

[akinkymaster-deactivated2022081]

When I say I want to fuck your ass, this is what I fucking mean

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being a femboy is something only a man can achieve, hence, making it one of the manliest acts there can be.

[mistressandhercagedpet]

[kfrances]

freckle and ivy in the snow :)

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[bashircore]

this is THE funniest tiktok story i’ve seen like ever i made the worst noise irl

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[girdleluv]

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[shamelessjellyfishdaze]

[denial-permanente]

[nerd-licious-deactivated2020012]

NSFW Asks

1:When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

40: What do you wear to bed?

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

53: Do you watch porn?

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

58: Booty or Boobs?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

68. When was the last time you had sex?

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

80. Favorite sexual position? 

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

82. Are you into any BDSM?

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

84. Do you like dirty talk?

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

92. Ask whatever you want

[youngdumb-and-horny]

Plz send question with the ask if you decide to do this!

[westlac3]

What's the best cage someone would recommend for NNN?

I'm losing my mind I can't last much longer on my own!

[sub-louisss]

Be careful !

[sub-muffin]

I will repost this EVERY TIME I see it because it is too funny and all too true. Wish these fucks would leave us alone!

[rubbercoated]

This is both hilarious and true.

[subgirl-tanya]

Nailed it!

[byesexual-em]

God I want to fuck someone so bad