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Ok so I'm literally getting a new phone right now which means I'll be frozen out of my tumblr account forever as I will no longer be signed in to tumblr on my phone. Six years of this account and its all come to an end in Tesco. Its been a pleasure blogging for you. Adios amigos.

Is anyone else having a really shit time right now or is that just me lol??

blackshuckofficial-deactivated2

“have you tried weed to fix your mental illness” is just the libertarian version of “have you tried yoga”

iskariotrising

ithelpstodream

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

whattywhatwhat

I think these would guarantee return bookings. Loving the elephant.

jewishgirlrevolt

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

sushinfood

aaaa this is so lovely

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theawesomeadventurer

I hate team instinct

shittyidea

Refer to Supreme Court Rulings Of The United States as “SCROTUS”

PAY DAY CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH

#I am used to getting paid weekly #monthly is not enough

lostdogiffoundkeepit-deactivate

twitterlols

toxicmp3

bernie is verbally begging his supporters to vote for hillary and ensure a liberl presidency and hillary blatantly mentioned a promise to include bernie in her policies and gave him the credit for permanently changing the landscape for the party and his impact on young voters and bernie babies still wont get a grip and vote

valuabel

I cannot believe that I just watched Suicide Squad, in the year of our Lord 2016, and the phrase “normal is just a setting on a drier” was spoken without a SHRED of irony