moved to @celeryhater

e me a mail

[crumch]

cant rb here anymore; moving to @celeryhater

[silkyswan]

[catnippackets]

it's my birthday today :)

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[murraywalker]

5 minutes of pure comedy gold

[elodieunderglass]

This is from “would I lie to you” and the premise is that the contestants - usually the BBC’s regular rotating cast of professional comedians - have to work out whether someone is lying about a low-stakes anecdote. David Mitchell famously gets worked up about extremely low-stakes things

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[kira-serialfaggot]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tiktok: christinajulian_91

audio credit: anthony vincent

[abundantchewtoys]

That was not the audio I was expecting

[linguini17]

I thought I knew by reading the lips. I did not.

[plaidos]

i keep seeing posts like this and i don’t know how to tell you that you shouldn’t be telling random people about your friends’ abortions and the fact that they’re queer anyway lol like this is information that absolutely ruins peoples’ lives regardless of who is president. yall need to stop acting like everything is just fine & dandy under the Dems

[nonbinary-jakey]

"it's okay to out people if there's a blue guy in the white house" <- clueless

[koukouvayia]

you have to

[moved-to-lumnch]

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

[fishiest-fish]

I’m sure this will end well

[depsidase]

[xxfairydustxo-deactivated202512]

[hotvampireadjacent]

They are too funny on red book

[anancientheart]

Interesting timing

Oh I love this thank you <3

[huffylemon]