CrunchyBones

He/Him | the blog where I actually reblog things

[flowerbleedme]

There are two kinds of people:

1. Wasn't retroactively erased from existence by the time beam

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[mechanizedgoblin]

Like a deer in the headlights

Really happy with how this one turned out, been thinking about this since the madrid show

[valencians]

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

[penelopepennington]

It's the Royal Academy of Art Young Artist's Summer Show. One of my favourite exhibitions of the year. Like. Not only are the older kids insanely talented, the younger ones' artist statements will just punch you right in the face.

Jeffrey is my cat and he feels like my heart

Click [here] for the full online exhibition

[hollanderthoughts]

I bet it feels good as fuck to not worry about Your Secret every single day just all day constantly worrying about Your Secret

[horseshoe-crab-yaoi]

fuckkkk dude i think my propaganda puppet is becoming self aware... i gotta turn my opera signer back into an Evil Fucking Nurse

[shore-birds]

miss toro 🙂‍↕️

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes Diesel watches me do stuff and I'm like wow. You understand that parts of me are analogous to you even though they look nothing alike. You know what my mouth is and when I'm eating even though it looks nothing like how a cat eats. You're alive here with me and you're a funky little genius.

[nipple-brains]

My cats respond to more and more names the longer I have them and it's endlessly funny to me that I accidentally taught them their names are Baby and Stinky

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That is pretty amusing, nipple-brains.

[krowtesque]

guys i kinda like this band

[crunchiestbones]

Is he your sweet innocent baby boy or is he just commonly headcanoned as transmasc?

[thrashbeatles]

someone out there loves you

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[houndmother]

deriding things as performative is anti third space

[houndmother]

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

[houndmother]

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

[dilfhershellayton]

there's nothing more performative than only doing Normal Things in public

[star-angel-selkie]

my entire childhood i was threatened with juvenile detention just for being a weird kid. the kids in my class would lie about me doing bad things, or be doing bad things and then i would get in trouble and my school principal said if i didnt 'show remorse' id end up in juvy. neighbors called the cops on me and my own mother wouldnt take my side. so no, i dont think prison is a valid tool for rehabilitation or justice. jail is a threat the people in power use to control us and get rid of people they dont like. get more prison abolitionist now. get more youthlib now. get more transfeminist NOW

[star-angel-selkie]

this post has gotten big enough that people are accusing me of shit based on nothing but getting the cops called on me as if thats only something that happens to people who have done something wrong. well, take a look at the notes if my story isnt good enough for you. people who deviate from the norm and dont apologize about it, or even just 'normal' people going about their lives, especially minorities, are constantly threatened with incarceration or are actually arrested. cops will use any justification at all, or make up a reason after. if not jail or juvy, then its institutionalization or just plain getting disappeared by ICE.

get more prison abolitionist or get off my post.

[bacteriumphage]

You guys are so close to getting it