puking princess on your bathroom floor

I have really shit taste. I will tag tvl spoilers and likely nothing else

[azure-again]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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[azure-again]

tips

[helenvaughans]

imo this website is so weird at least partially bc at least half the user base basically sees everything as a joke and takes nothing seriously and then the other half is deadly serious about everything and has no sense of humor whatsoever

[kuviraissues]

don't be scared of the sound of your broken, bleeding, dripping, heaving heart

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[peglarpapers]

‘rocky hates Alien’ ‘noooo rocky loves Alien’ neither. grace shows rocky Alien and rocky’s like (unusually unopinionated) haha cool friend grace fun movie. and then grace goes to bed and wakes up at 3am local mary time to what sounds like gargoyles smashing against each other

[techsergeantjenn]

"And frankly, I’m also kind of pissed off about how much the gay rights movement really fucked everything up. Sexuality is this super-duper diverse and complicated aspect of humanity. Yet for some reason, they decided to focus on making this one single thing—aka, same-sex relationships—palatable to the straight mainstream, rather than challenging sex-negativity more generally. And now, here we are, living in a brave new world where many of my friends feel comfortable being out as gay, yet they still often feel lots of pressure to hide the fact that they are bisexual, or they wouldn’t dare tell their families that they are ethically non-monogamous, or they constantly worry about losing their jobs if their employers were to discover they are kinky, or they fear winding up in jail if they are ever caught engaging in sex work.

"I don’t want to live in a world where it’s merely safe for people to be gay. I want to live in a world where it’s okay for people to be unabashed unapologetic weirdos."

Kat Cataclysm, 99 Erics

[romanceyourdemons]

i’m not going to call myself “the friend who’s too woke” or hedge around my opinion because this is my deeply considered belief: horror literature is the theater of disgust, and the disgust that drives the vast, vast majority of classic horror media from the 1890s-1940s—dracula, jekyll and hyde, king kong, nosferatu, the mummy, universal frankenstein, the wolf man, cthulhu, and more—is the exact disgust that drove the worldwide tide of violence in the 1930s and 40s, a tide that has never fully receded, and you have NO business adapting a piece of classic horror media if you aren’t willing to put in the work to identify what is portrayed as disgusting in that property and enter into some form of dialogue with it. if you don’t want your movie to be “about” race or class or gender or sexuality or ability, you’re free to choose a source material that isn’t already about that, but unluckily for you giant hypersexual apes do not exist in a vacuum

[reticent-vampire]

12 files and 7 subfolders

good quality, no glitching

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[ddestroyangels]

The Divine Eros Defeats the Earthly Eros by Giovanni Baglione, 1602, detail

Berliner Gemäldegalerie

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[talbas]

"hes insane and kills people" ok but he whimpers

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[lillithdv8]

oh gurl, you don't know the half of it. I remember 90s tabloid with headline my new neighbour is from Chernobyl and her baby has a tail! It was a poorly assembled collage of a baby's body with an ape's face and a lemur's tail all xeroxed into -100 contrast, people put effort of cutting clippings (granted with a rusty pair of scissors) but it counts

[skodasforge]

You think I don’t know about Weekly World News

This is the kind of fake slop I actually miss.