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I'm Bryn Ann and I am trying my hardest she/her 25|CA|🌈

[anxietyproblem]

[memeuplift]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Mike Hawk, huh

[up-north-values]

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

[moonimbued]

ohhhhhhh

THIS is the gunch

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]

[nitrosplicer]

Strange given your title.

[ladyshinga]

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[oneheadtoanother]

[chimera13]

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

HELLO ?

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

[fnordseer5]

ambiguity fans be like. perhaps

[ame-gosh]

[anxietyproblem]

[fibul]

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

[tsaagan]

World’s first neutering [x]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[jellogram]

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

[jellogram]

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

[bix46]

I saw the opposite of this horse

[shadowerrata]

HONSE & hrse

[typhlonectes]

[meow-moment]

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*