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You know what traditionally-male fictional character type I have a burning need to see remade as a woman?
Gandalf types.
Old, grizzled, Odinic wanderers. The one who speaks prophecy to kings, gives swords to heroes, wanders into the depths of the Evil Empire to tweak the Overlordâs nose decades before the Heroic Farmbrat Of Destiny was a twinkle in a milkmaidâs eye. Old and tired and weary, full of cynical-but-compassionate advice and gnomic wisdom and Iâm-Too-Old-To-Care-About-Propriety humor. Delver into forbidden mysteries, keeper of ancient knowledge, Bearer-Of-So-Fucking-Many-Names.Â
Gimme a grizzled old pipe-smoking, sword-swinging granny wandering the Many Kingdoms poking and prodding heroes into action, playing princes and queens like pawns in their centuries-old chess match with Evil.
Give me Helen Mirramâs Gandalf and Megan Galeâs Allanon, dammnit.
Those characters exist but theyâre just seen as weird ugly witch ladies
Gandalf-style wozards and witches occupy very different narrative roles.
Among other things, witches are stationary; occupying cottages and caves. Odinc wizards get to travel.
cheers iâll drink to that bro
thatâs not opinion, thatâs prejudice.Â
self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because itâs the base treatment for mood disorders
thereâs no twist or anything itâs just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
me reading this at 5am:
me, reading my own post at 5am:
Simba gets a bad rap for like leaving pride rock and his mom and not wanting to go back and shit to face Scar but if Iâd had the option after deeply damaging childhood trauma to just run off and disappear to be raised in paradise by a supportive gay couple I totally wouldâve no tea no shade just facts
everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production teamâs trailers and shit. and now thereâs Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
I donât like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming youâre dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
loki: *tries to kill thanos with a KNIFE*
thor: *doesnât go for the head*
frigga, in valhalla:
âBut I canât guarantee the safety of your friends ofâŠquestionable characterâ
*Me, without hesitation:*
The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice⊠ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to âchooseâ between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.
a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping
my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldnât eat
then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)
rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch
spinach baby
thatâs spinach, baby
This is a bigger deal than âhorny is bannedâ, sadly. Iâve got text posts that are completely clean blacklisted from my own damn blog search; the same for art, just based on pixel groupings and a few buzzwords.
Censorship Is a Slippery Slope, especially when itâs done by computers, even moreso when the people behind the computers are the monumental dumbasses that run this site.
Tumblr User: Horny is illegal! Ha ha!
Tumblr staff, banning that user because they posted a picture of their golden retriever that contained too many âflesh-coloredâ pixels: Horny is illegal.
I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You donât have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and donât speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
yall wont trick me into listening to kpop
lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same thingsÂ
