Having my Villain Arc

Any pronouns. Warlock. Adult. DNI if: you're a Paladin, Cleric, seeker of light etc. Goody two shoes not allowed! Villains only! Kindly wipe ur shoes before entering this blog tho.

[nouveau-riche-princess]

[jame7t]

read my book the very evil caterpillar

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Im tired of my zombie armys and their asinine groaning

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Maybe if we wail incessantly we'll be freed and allowed rest" What the fuck ever dude

[toskarin]

[reefsharkivist]

the fairies and i just made some evil pudding.

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

my correct thought on outdoor cats is that it's ok to keep an outdoor cat if you live in an area with high coyote or traffic density. it all comes down to the checking balances

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

and i think it's beneficial to the health to make yourself angry while doing dishes. the hot of the water is sympathetic to the heat of ire

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

my third and only other idea is that puddles should have a 1 in 1,000 chance to go down forever

[karrakazz]

i think i just had a regular human experience

[karrakazz]

like it has to be the amulet

[lakevida]

notice how the barrier is much thinner today

[lakevida]

^^^

[pankendev]

feeling a particular kindship with the term "charred remains" today. i'm feeling a sense of connection with the phrase "charred remains" today. today i think is a "charred remains" kind of day. it's simply on everyone's mind today: "cha

[dreams-of-mutiny-deactivated202]

Ramon Maiden

[r0zeclawz]

has anyone seen my homonculus i dropped it

[valla-chan]

Crazy how every language fully understood cats when they named them. Cat, Gato, Neko, Chat, Katze, Qitta, Mao... Like yeah all of you are just 100% correct

[11-515]

[blackpyrefly]

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Based on your desire to go apeshit! To just fucking lose it! To become a vassal for rage greater then this earth!

[jame7t]

(Visibly corrupted by my dark sorceries) huh? The purple veins? Dude I always had those. LIGHTNING BLAST. Sorry you were pissing me off. LIGHTING BLAST ON YOUR BALLS

[bunniope]

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good