fucking around, finding out

teddy | he/him | 20s | queer as fuck i am aiming my transgender beam at you | 🇵🇸

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[sillysymbol]

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

[yoyoma-stanaccount]

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

[aadamantine]

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[mellie-mp3]

[mellie-mp3]

u heard about this shit?

[onlinebeast]

We are fucked

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[theartofbeingblack]

Marjane Satrapi, cartoonist and film director, best known for Persepolis

22 November 1969 - 4 June 2026

[theblackparadeisdead]

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

[contemptible-scoundrel]

welcome to my music dojo. *punches you a dozen times in two seconds but stops just before connecting every time* [angelic as fuck voice] can we pretend that air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars...? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now... *bows, palm to fist* *smirks wryly* don't worry. if I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead. are you ready?

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[magicalastronomies]

other drivers would acknowledge a bricker

[magicalastronomies]

[the-peoples-puppy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.