fuck it. full video boyfriend transcript. kept seeing people ask for the video and i know i had a hard time reading some of the things on screen so heres a helpful guide. this should be the full tape which is why chronicles is included
some extra important notes:
ignore the checked notes, these are for my transcribers as this comes from my transcription project. theyre literally not part of the video lol
some text is blue or underlined because it is a link to something being referenced. overall most text is 1 to 1 as it shows up in the video including color and placement because i wanted to evoke the feel of the video while still keeping it readable
the arabic section does not include a translation in the video. that text is purely added on for clarity
the blue man group game used in video boyfriend has slightly different text to the one on scorpys site. this either means it was altered to fit video boyfriend Or (more likely) it is simply an older version of the game
the code at the start would be a real code if it wasnt canada. likely a joke about scorpy being canadian
first be a safe rider section is listed as 'what?' on scorpys youtube upload of chronicles. the ad section is listed as 'ASSERTIVENESS' and the second be a safe rider is listed as 'i think this was a funny video'
the milk reservoir/little bear section is likely remixed footage from this clip
extra credits:
@hazzahoun for uploading Video Boyfriend’s extra footage and helping place the last two screens of the tape, and @sockstealerr and @npdbenrey for deciphering parts of it
@crustycrunch1 for the Arabic translation/transcription in Video Boyfriend
and my lovely transcribers/proofers who helped me with this