chapless ass

idk dude

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[existentialterror]

[agelessphotography]

Ariadne, Oscar Gustave Rejlander, 1857

[maxi-is-not-well]

[babtest]

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

[persianpenname]

[veepoutofcontext]

[spiderdungeons]

this fucking picture i accidentally took

[hexbugswallower]

Every book on goodreads is 3.8 stars except for Sooo I Guess I Have to Run a Coffeeshop With This Lesbian Minotaur, which is 4.2 stars

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[important-animal-images]

[clarkgriffon]

WILLOW ROSENBERG + up-dos

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[woman-becomer]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

[woman-becomer]

does anyone have advice

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cursed amulet

[wizardshark]

For sure cursed amulet

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[malpractique]

tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

[perfectday1972]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[parasprite]

[chimpanzeedotcom]

[fyoggo]