[astairs-stars]

Newsies but everybody is played by crutchie

[poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow]

Crutchie's birthday party

Crutchie: Why, God, Why? We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me!

[bway-grimes]

Spot: so what’s your favorite horror movie?

Race: my favorite horror movie?

Spot:

Race:

Spot:

Race: cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

[moredrasticmeasures]

Albert & Smalls friendship edit that I made at 12:14am bc Inspiration™ struck

[princeandreis]

i know why girls are attracted to a six-pack and toned body and stuff but i honestly dont even want a mans who looks like that

[irlweissschnee]

never reblogged so fast. i want someone who looks like ben cook and that is it and y’know he isn’t super buff so yes this stans

[shes-a-plum-deactivated20220124]

Newsies Roast

Every time I think of this, I die of laughter.

“I though that I’d surprise my mudda”

“-If you can find her.”

“WHO ASKED YOU!”

Back then, sometimes prostitutes did not always work in a brothel, instead they would go to their customers inn room or apartment and …. uuuhhh …. do their job (*cough* ya know what I mean *cough*) there. So naturally, they would often be hard to track down because their work required them to get around, literally and literally. So basically “if you can find her” translates to “UR MOMS A HOE”.

And if that don’t epitomize the insults of teenage boys, then I don’t know what does.

[sorta-sunshine]

omf I didn’t think this is what that meant pff

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Ah, teenage boys. 

[crunchie-morris]

I said, whoever stole my cigar, your mom’s a hoe

[moredrasticmeasures]

ok but like they also throw papers halfway through? so I just imagine a ransom newsie in the back thinking ‘all y'alls mom’s are hoes. every single one’

[elmerstillnotinthechurch]

my sister ( @crutchiesmile ) just messaged me and informed me we never learned what happened with the trolley strike and now I feel empty

[crutchiesmile]

“Watch What Happens” but fam the Trolley Strike

[poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow]

Even Horace Greeley moved back to New York

Yes he did

And then he died

[neverland-royaltie]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING QUOTE

[who-is-the-king-of-new-york]

Race: can fish be gay?

Spot: ITS THREE AM GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

*5 mins later*

Spot: holy shit can they?

Race: I know!

[kindasortaemily]

i’m so obsessed with newsies it’s not even funny anymore

[elmerss0cks-deactivated20190618]

Newsies as senior quotes

(Based on the ‘Zodiac signs as senior quotes’ post I reblogged a second ago)

Jack: waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning

Davey: The only reason I went to high school all this time was to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé

Romeo: this wasn’t like High School Musical at all

Blink: Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect but I’m here

Race: You’re ALL going to regret not dating me in high school

Albert: any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself

Spot: I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking

Elmer: “Don’t put anything stupid for your senior quote”-mom

Finch: I don’t even go here

Katherine: if idiots could fly this place would be an airport

Specs: I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake

[crutchiesmile]

You: oyster

Me, an intellectual: fancy clam with the poirl inside

[elmerstillnotinthechurch]

Let’s talk about the best headline ever

[crutchiesmile]

I’ll makeup a headline if I don’t like the headline

[crutchiesmile]

Race: Spotty, I have a joke for you! How does the king of Brooklyn listen to music?

Spot: I don't know Racer. How?

Race: On SPOTify.

Spot: ................ Leave.

[jenthefangirl]

So I am in the middle of making a gif and I just had to stop and post an adorable screenshot that I am completely in love with because it is just awesome. (The screenshot has been cropped.)

Too adorable, right?

[daniellewade]

this is one of my favorite moments of the whole movie.

[tiredjay]

when jack says something dumb, but like..

he has a good point

[lemoneyaid-blog]

You: Newsies

Me, an intellectual: Art