TEARS OF A RAPPER.
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âIâLL RENT A BEACH HOUSE IN MIAMI / WAKE UP WITH NO JAMMIES (NOPE) / LOBSTER TAIL FOR DINNER / JOONIO SERVE THAT SCAMPI.â
There comes a point in Nathanielâs life where each passing day reads more and more like a dream heâs unable to escape. Today is one of those days. Wallace Gothel, himself, - in all his glory, with gloomy eyes challenging his own - sparks the thought that he is absolutely positive heâs trapped in the dream world. His mind urges him to be supportive. He canât seem to muster a genuine glace to match his words; they seep out as sarcastic as ever.
âWow, Wally. You should think about taking up actual rapping, or, like⊠being a slam poet. You should tell Joon your rap about him, though, Iâm sure heâll be real flattered⊠Joonio as in Joon, right?â Heâs halfway through a bite of cereal when he lifts his head once more, stifling a snort. Breakfast among the quirky Hogwarts students is rarely dull, particularly when they are gifted with the freedom of vacation.Â
âYou wanna actually get lobster today? Like dive for lobsters?â Heâs joking, of course.
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Behind the leaning, wobbling tower of stacked macaroons is a man sitting upright with perfect posture and elbows off the table. He picks through the bowl of macaroons, gathering all the yellow ones in his hands. Wally has always thought yellow is an exquisite color: the color of Hufflepuff house, of fields of buttercups, and of the moonâs worst enemy.
Carefully, he adds yellow macaroons to the tower before him. His lips twist in concentration, leading him to feel the streak of drying buttercream on his chin. He flicks his tongue out, lazily as though half-expecting someone to come around with a napkin and render his efforts moot, but fails to catch it.
âIâm only kidding around!â he says. âItâs all his fault anyway. You see, Joon kindly introduced me to Peter Gene Hernandezâs discography yesterday. Iâve even got all the songs on my OwlPhone now, thanks to him and his discounts. I never knew muggle music could be so expensive...â
Itâs not even eight oâclock yet, but heâs already scammed by Joon and barreling towards a sugar rush.
âIâve never dived for lobster before,â he says. âActually, I donât think Iâve ever seen lobster thatâs not already cracked and buttered. Oh, but Iâd love to try diving for a live one.â He peers around the macaroon tower to smile at Nate. âIâd really, really love to try!âÂ











