TEARS OF A RAPPER.
crnate:
“I’LL RENT A BEACH HOUSE IN MIAMI / WAKE UP WITH NO JAMMIES (NOPE) / LOBSTER TAIL FOR DINNER / JOONIO SERVE THAT SCAMPI.”
There comes a point in Nathaniel’s life where each passing day reads more and more like a dream he’s unable to escape. Today is one of those days. Wallace Gothel, himself, - in all his glory, with gloomy eyes challenging his own - sparks the thought that he is absolutely positive he’s trapped in the dream world. His mind urges him to be supportive. He can’t seem to muster a genuine glace to match his words; they seep out as sarcastic as ever.
“Wow, Wally. You should think about taking up actual rapping, or, like… being a slam poet. You should tell Joon your rap about him, though, I’m sure he’ll be real flattered… Joonio as in Joon, right?” He’s halfway through a bite of cereal when he lifts his head once more, stifling a snort. Breakfast among the quirky Hogwarts students is rarely dull, particularly when they are gifted with the freedom of vacation.
“You wanna actually get lobster today? Like dive for lobsters?” He’s joking, of course.
@crwally
Behind the leaning, wobbling tower of stacked macaroons is a man sitting upright with perfect posture and elbows off the table. He picks through the bowl of macaroons, gathering all the yellow ones in his hands. Wally has always thought yellow is an exquisite color: the color of Hufflepuff house, of fields of buttercups, and of the moon’s worst enemy.
Carefully, he adds yellow macaroons to the tower before him. His lips twist in concentration, leading him to feel the streak of drying buttercream on his chin. He flicks his tongue out, lazily as though half-expecting someone to come around with a napkin and render his efforts moot, but fails to catch it.
“I’m only kidding around!” he says. “It’s all his fault anyway. You see, Joon kindly introduced me to Peter Gene Hernandez’s discography yesterday. I’ve even got all the songs on my OwlPhone now, thanks to him and his discounts. I never knew muggle music could be so expensive...”
It’s not even eight o’clock yet, but he’s already scammed by Joon and barreling towards a sugar rush.
“I’ve never dived for lobster before,” he says. “Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever seen lobster that’s not already cracked and buttered. Oh, but I’d love to try diving for a live one.” He peers around the macaroon tower to smile at Nate. “I’d really, really love to try!”







