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Amber | 23 | ♌️ | 🇬🇧 i have too many political opinions for my own good there are not enough hours in the day for all the tv shows i need to watch and all the books i need to read

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[1999gorl]

THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I’VE EVER SEEN I WISH I COULD BREATHE

[antoniporowski]

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“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

[prince-of-mametown]

”..and homophobic”

[frostingpeetaswounds]

“and sexist”

[vera-lycaon]

“and claim to be none of these things”

[decertatio]

“they’re just joking”

[whitebeltwriter]

“you’re just going through a phase”

[jescalucy-deactivated20220510]

“you’ll get used to it”

[cinnamonmouth-deactivated201706]

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

[gaymerboy99-deactivated20170115]

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Will Smith went to London and dressed up as a Boots sales assistant to promote Jaden’s new water brand ….. what dimension are we living in

[jant19294]

“Brand of water” look at our society, we need a good old fashioned culling.

[pvstelheart]

The kid is just doing what he wants to better the world. He started a brand of bottled water that’s better for the environment and is responsibly sourcing everything from the bottle to the water. They’ve gone as far to work with a specific city and only bottle excess water and pay the city more than its actually worth so their water infrastructure can be improved. He’s also donating water to Flint until the lead levels are actually at safe levels because the government decided they don’t want to anymore.

If you’re gonna try to complain about a celebrity doing something at least be educated on what they’re actually doing first

[shakespesre]

now that the big sick, love simon, set it up, crazy rich asians and to all the boys i’ve loved before did all the heavy lifting and resurrected the romcom we better be seeing more @ you hollywood cowards. you hacks. you FRAUDS

[thefederalistfreestyle]

handsome boy

[whymrdarcy]

[r4df3m-deactivated20150329]

THE LAST ONE OH MY GOD

[dongmaes]

Me: no worries!

Narrator: she had several worries

[neonsamurai04]

[vastblueexpanse]

wow it must be so nice to b skinny. U wear some stupid shit . everyone: #looks

[zaziesource]

New York delivered the most intellectual, calm, and wellspoken , and also funniest reads I’ve ever heard in my life. 😭😭😭😂 And that’s why she’s the queen of reality TV show. ❤

[m-swwiiwws]

this is my favorite monologue of all time

[blackness-by-your-side]

I am fed up with the media nowadays

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[marvelgifs]

He needs the axe!

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.

[mishasminions]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A FREAKING GEM.

”thAT’s hAirSPray IN mY eYES!!!”

[elektranatchios]

Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.

Peter Parker in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)