Apollo is My Fave, Fight Me @crybabyjustice - Tumblr Blog

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

the addition of apollo justice into the franchise is such an incredible move and i need more people to appreciate apollo as the comedic "straight-man" to the rest of ace attorney's chaos that he is!!! almost constantly this man is placed in the wildest of scenarios and is the only one going "what are we even talking about right now" and it's SO perfect and i love him so much actually please appreciate apollo justice for what he brings to the table!!! nobody wants to be in an ace attorney game less than apollo justice and i love that for him!!!! in my mind apollo justice had to go through all of the real world years of law school (i know that wouldn't make sense with his age but walk with me) and when he finds out klavier started prosecuting at age 17 his brain falls out of his ass because what do you MEAN???? he's also like the only one who genuinely wants to do his job. constantly this man is like "hey can i do my job? can i be a lawyer?? what you are doing is not the job of a lawyer can i please do mY JOB?? CAN I PLEASE BE A LAWYER WHICH IS MY JOB??" and it's just. he's so perfect. to me. <3

sextuspompey

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

#this tracks actually

scarfanon

Concept: Muppets/Ace Attorney xover.

Call it "The Rainbow Objection"

19orionis-deactivated20250830

I open my wallet and out cascades a comically long accordion of pictures of my OCs

ew01z

new strategy for the next nintendo direct. we ALL pretend like we don't care if they announce ace attorney 7. we would actually rather they DIDN'T announce it. maybe we can tsundere our way into aa7

mysharona1987

lynati

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

bogleech

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

assortedinsanities

And apart from how vital it is, it is not an easy or particularly pleasant job. It is dirty, physically demanding, dangerous and often thankless and contrary to capitalist logic I actually think that harder jobs should earn people more money rather than less.

#Manchester refuse collectors went on strike not too long back #in just a WEEK conditions in Manchester got so bad it made national news #it was on the news literally every day until the strike ended #refuse and janitorial staff are VITAL and the DESERVE to be compensated accordingly

clubpenguindoneright

croptool-deactivated20221013

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

birdsareblooming

#you leave my unwashed hair and doom spiral out of this #correlation does not equal causation #no I am not in denial

keylimeart

played Apollo Justice for the first time and now im Trucy pilled

cykelops

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

#cramming this into my skull before the food festival btw #food is awesome #I’m allowed to enjoy food #my mass does not diminish my worth #things involving phoenix

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.