Someone still loves you

Hello I'm Ant and I've got so much love to give. Thanks for stopping by!

[free-my-mindd]

[homunculus-argument]

After growing up during the I Can Haz Cheeseburger era, I'm glad that we as a society have progressed to the point of understanding that cats' internal narration should be extremely dignified and comically formal for a creature so dumb. They really are like

Sir, I fail to see which part of this situation you could possibly find amusing. Can you not see that I am stuck, trapped onto this couch by my own claw, and shall consequently die?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[urgetocreate]

Tom Thomson (Canadian 1877-1917), Campfire, 1916, Oil on wood, National Gallery of Canada

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[batsandboba]

#id do this if it didnt doxx my location

inat has options for this! for each observation you upload, you can choose to keep the location public, not to disclose location at all, or to obscure it.

i'm a fan of the obscured option bc it shows the general area but not the exact coordinates, which allows for region-specific species ids without doxxing you. according to the inat help page it picks a random point within a 500km radius.

[punkjabi]

[bisexualityjunkie]

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[brostateexam]

On Reagan's deathaversary I just want to say:

It rules when homophobes die

It rules when conservative icons drop dead

It Will Happen

[stargirl230]

all the luck in the world

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[garuye]

Jonathan you lucky fucking bastard

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[everydaylouie]

side view mirror

[kosmogrl]

everything is that serious but at the same time nothing is that serious

[64mpg]

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!