emotional support clown

I hope you are having a great day! Artie 🪰 27🪳transmasc lesbian🕷️he/they

[scaryhagmother]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[antiprivateeractivist]

"it's okay to live with your parents as an adult if you're disabled" "it's okay if it's a cultural thing" "it's okay if you're trying to save mon-" shh. listen. it is okay for any reason. you don't need to have a justification. if your parents are alright with it and you're alright with it you can just do it. peace and love on planet earth etc etc

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[sideburnsbrigade-blog]

[chips1977]

stay out of my giggle room

[parakeet]

huge fan of the snow pigeon. reminds me of a wood pigeon with a sweater on because its oh so Colds outside

[rpfofficial]

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[3000s]

getting someone pregnant should be more complicated for straight people it should involve a third person all the time

[3000s]

it should take at least 3 people

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit