STOP ACTING LIKE BLASEBALLS DEAD. THE SIMS DEAD. ALSO THE FRIDAYS ARE STILL DEAD. BUT BLASEBALLS ONLY DEAD IF WE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND I PLAN TO BE VERY LOUD ABOUT THOMAS ENGLAND FOREVER

oozey mess

titsay
noise dept.

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occasionally subtle

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official daine visual archive
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
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cherry valley forever
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@cryinginblaseball
STOP ACTING LIKE BLASEBALLS DEAD. THE SIMS DEAD. ALSO THE FRIDAYS ARE STILL DEAD. BUT BLASEBALLS ONLY DEAD IF WE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND I PLAN TO BE VERY LOUD ABOUT THOMAS ENGLAND FOREVER
i miss it every day
GOOGLE SEARCH
SWING BAT AT BALL
HOW TO HIT BALL WITH BAT
SWING GOOD HIT BALL HOW??
NO STRIKES HOW TO
UMPIRES
UMPS GONE WHEN
HOW TO INCINERATE UMPS
ARE my friends the sunbeams having a nice day? :)) ?
HADES TIGERS HOW TO KILL UMPS BECOME GOOD AT BLASEBALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HELLO I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT POSTING THIS UNTIL LIKE 40 MINUTES AGO.
I wrote another script fic! Like a year and a half ago! lol Please enjoy these two idiots trying to function lol I love them
Happy Birthday Blaseball! I miss you so much.
This is officially my 30th Blaseball fic btw
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“There's someone we want you to meet,” Eugenia says softly. Ziwa follows her into the room, and in their arms is something oozy and wiggling, full of snack wrappers and old Tlopps cards and chewed bubblegum and paperclips and so much more. “Is that…” Hobbs trails off, stunned. Eugenia nods. “Another offshoot of the garbage hivemind! I guess the more I become an independent entity, the more space is left for that to happen to someone else, too.”
the salt chat dared to ask WHAT IF ZIWA AND EUGENIA HAD AN ADORABLE GARBAGE BABY. Everyone say hello to Dusty <3
This story is so sweet ;-;
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HELLO I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT POSTING THIS UNTIL LIKE 40 MINUTES AGO.
I wrote another script fic! Like a year and a half ago! lol Please enjoy these two idiots trying to function lol I love them
Happy Birthday Blaseball! I miss you so much.
This is officially my 30th Blaseball fic btw
my dear friend who does not have tumblr (@abysmal_odds on discord!) has asked me to post her art here. show her some love!
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HELLO I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT POSTING THIS UNTIL LIKE 40 MINUTES AGO.
I wrote another script fic! Like a year and a half ago! lol Please enjoy these two idiots trying to function lol I love them
Happy Birthday Blaseball! I miss you so much.
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Finally got it done! My fic about the end of blaseball, and the beginning of what comes next for the Talkers.
Go read this, it's so good!
AAHHH HERE'S MY DRAWING FOR THE EVENT!! I enjoyed drawing this so much and I wish everyone else participating in this wonderful event has as much fun as I will!
ALBUM NUMBER FOUR: the garages kill the gods- The Garages
Ugh it's so obvious that I have favorite songs in all of these albums istg
I wanted this one to be brighter but also have more depth because that's how the songs felt to me
And I FINALLY have handwriting that is closer to legible
We have a release date!
Hello everyone, and thank you all for your patience over the many, many months we've been wrangling things behind the scenes. We're happy to say we have an absolute, 100% set in stone release date for EXPANSION, our double album covering the Expansion Era of Blaseball.
EXPANSION will release on November 6th, 2026.
If you've already ordered the album, you'll be able to download from Bandcamp on the day of. We'll be organizing a listen party closer to to celebrate the release and have one last good old garages hang.
Our inbox is open for any questions, comments, concerns and such! If there's something about your specific order you want to discuss, shoot us a message, and we'll figure out the best way to sort things.
Thanks again to everyone for your patience. We're so excited to finally open up the vault.
xoxo, the garages
I have so much to say about this album, because if I’m being really honest, my fingerprints are all over it. But I’m not going to say it all at once, so let’s start at the beginning (which is a very good place to start).
PIVOT
Pivot was indisputably the first song written on Expansion. It’s a running joke amongst the garages that Bertie never misses, and I had the first cut of this song written maybe a week after the first kick off meeting.
That kick off meeting is important because we had a great pool of songwriters, and originally a double vinyl worth of time limit. So we’d allocated how many songs to a side, roughly how much time each song could have to fit on the vinyl, and the overall flow of themes from Blaseball that we’d touch at which points, then it was up to all the different songwriters to sort of preference what they wanted off the album.
And I was like “oh, I know exactly what energy I want to start this thing off with. Gimme that a slot 1.”
The actual pivot
Whilst the structure of that first draft has persisted to the final version, the evolution of the song took another couple of weeks. See, the first draft pulled a lot of influence from [REDACTED] and some initial feedback from an early songwriter’s listening party was that this sat quite at odds with the tone of the rest of the album, and perhaps drew too heavily on that source influence.
So, I pivoted and added more Bertie. This ended up adding more energy, which well… you’ll see.
The actual pivot… again
Remember how I said my fingers were all over this album. Well, I originally only had the one songwriting credit to the album, but along the ways we had a range of shifts in the album overall. There were songs partially written that had to get pulled (because song writers had become unavailable or had outgrown the people they were when the song was first drafted)… that’s life post-blaseball, right?
Well, one of those gaps eventuated in my other solo writing credit (and check those timestamps):
The thing is, that’s a lot of time interposed as a song writer, but even more importantly as a performer. The vocals on [REDACTED] eclipsed Pivot’s vocals (blaseball pun intended) so much so that it sounded like two different singers. So, in 2024 or 2025 (time blurs), I went back to Pivot and re-recorded all the vocals. And then more vocals. And then more. And then more.
And then more
I think this really summaries Expansion as a whole: so many times, we’ve individually and collectively wanted to give more. I shan’t dare trawl discord to count it, but the amount of times a songwriter would hear how someone had improved their song and responded with “well, fuck, how do I follow that?!” is … a lot.
Without big upping it too much, I think this album is really special because every track feels crafted in a way that we never could have had the time for in the original Garages blur.
But it’s also why it’s taken so long. I’ve never wanted to let any of the songs get left behind. At a certain point in the album process, I stepped in to take over some of the organisation and also took up mixing and providing production assistance to a decent chunk of the tracks as well. I’ll leave it to others to assess how much that has helped or hindered, but it does mean that all of these 21 songs (even the ones I haven’t touched directly) feel almost like my children.
And so as a tasty little treat, I’ll leave you with the (almost prophetic) opening lyrics to Pivot/Expansion:
“Bigger and better than ever before
We left you waiting, but you still want more.”
ID: Digital drawing of Dimi Wobbler bursting out of the top of a cake. Candles and pieces of frosting fly everywhere. End ID.
happy blaseday, hope you don't mind feathers in your cake!
HAPPY SIXTH BIRTHDAY BLASEBALL!!!!
my piece for @blasedayfanfest! i decided to do a print of the iconic mainstay of fridays lore, the Third Base Drinks Cart!!!!! i'm EXTREMELY pleased with how it turned out given how intricate the design was to carve!! then of course i had to make a little fletcher stamp to go with it :)
BLASEBALL
Tell me your favorite less popular Garages song
There's a lot of really great Garages songs, and we see (or hear, I guess) the really popular ones all the time -- Firewalker With Me, Derrick Krueger, the Mike Townsend songs, Sun 2. But there's a lot of great songs in their catalog that don't get talked about a lot.
I'll go first: New Sparks for Old Friends
This is a great post-emo song, love the story telling, love the bridge especially.
What are the Garages songs you really love but don't see a lot here?
Let's bring this one back. There's more songs now!