finally... a grand slam

i’ve finally been to denny’s || she/they || 21||

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sparrow-va]

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[synnthamonsugar]

[teaboot]

Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

[transfaguette]

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

[tinderventure]

[seamusmclame]

[the-official-account]

Does all of Tumblr know this man?

[drop-dead-dropout]

why are all of your screenshots covered in molasses

[switch]

*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

[cryingindennys]

remembered something cringe i did as a young teen i need to be boiled for

[redjukebox]

The Duel (Dashcon 2, 2025)

[cryingindennys]

i listen to holy, holy by geordie greep for the first time and the pope dies. if i was catholic id have so much guilt.

[cryingindennys]

tumblr how do i handle my roommate i love this guy but he’s been talking about mozzerella sticks for 2 hours

[semi-precious-stoner]

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

[i-am-dulaman]

Happy 2069th anniversary of Caesars death

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[precious-silly-thing-deactivate]

Candle clocks

[capillaries-burst-from-boredom]

same energy tbh

[catcrumb]

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.