it takes a lot of work to drop out twice actually,

from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 trans rights are human rights and that means all genders 🏳️‍⚧️ I AM A PROSHIPPER IF YOU ARE AN ANTI DO YOURSELF A FAVOR & LEAVE 👍 trans guy, when I like girls it's gay when I like guys it's also gay. they call me triple d (deltarune, disco elysium & doctor who). idk man I just live here. alex, 19

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[drop-dead-dropout]

love how every time I step outside in florida I have to be blind for 5-10 seconds because the humidity fogs up my glasses it's like an enemy territory debuff

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[drop-dead-dropout]

I'm not "special" I am AUTISTIC

I'm not "unique" I am CHOPPED

I'm not "going places" I am COOKED

I'm not "different" I am a TRANSGENDER FAGGOT

happy pride

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[lancrewizzard]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[gloriousmonsters]

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

[i-dreamed-of-flying]

call me 9/11 the way i gorge on that w bush

[drop-dead-dropout]

sometimes you have to realize that you don't actually miss your mom, you just want A Mom. and unfortunately you happen to only have that one

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything