UglyLilBoy

19-Bi-Mace~Sometimes Risqué snap:mx.bean insta:maison.van.vorst

[egirlradicalism-deactivated2020]

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

[nutsacktorturer]

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

“just stay the fuck away from us”

[proctor-proctoris]

This is an email I received 3 months after leaving a job that I gave a two weeks notice for and was on good terms with them when I left. It’s my favorite email I’ve ever received. There was no context, no other contact with them and this is all it said

[tarynel]

Lmfao seems like no one told hire ups that you quit and maybe they thought you stopped showing up. Hilarious.

[parakeet]

what if the world was made of

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

glazed

[parakeet]

go on

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

*whispers* d o n u t s

[parakeet]

[autumnslesbian]

[what-even-is-thiss]

[skepticalqueen]

This is wildly accurate.

[veryspecific]

okay…… good night mom………….,,

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Me during a depressive episode

[justasweird]

she did not have to cut off that much fukn hair omfg

[inactive-toad]

SCREAMING

[shownubigdaddy]

[secret-engima]

Me: *posts chapter on a cliffhanger because I’m secretly not sure what to do next to make a good climax/exciting inciting incident to the current story arc*.

Poor, Foolish Mortal who leaves a review: oh man I sure hope (insert X wild/crazy/scary/horrible thing here) doesn’t happen, especially to X character!!!!

Me, the author who hadn’t even CONCEiVED that particular idea until the reviewer opened their mouth:

[spite-cadet]

that’s me as a dm

[ginger-ale-official]

Watched the sonic movie with a GIRL today what’s up

[ginger-ale-official]

I can’t tell you people anything without getting owned

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

I'm fucking losing it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[corporationkills]

[surprisebitch]

me playing Barbie Horse Adventures

[mr-silents]

Me playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure

[nictii]

Me losing the egg hunt in stardew valley

[sheisdopamine]

Me playing Candy Crush Saga

[grahamology]

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[chefpyro]

oh

[persistentmanlyagitation]

wait

[it-a]

i am tired and i will never be free

[mayor-soleil]

acnl to now 🥺

[nerdy-chocobo]

GLOW UP

[redchrominance]

[juuliaroberts]

Looking at yourself in the Target check out camera

[mavisbeaconofficial]