Practical Pessimism

Shameless fandoms and social upheaval. This is a pro-Gary account.

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[skepticalqueen]

This blog is 14/15(?) years old. I did not start it the day I was born. I was already a legal adult. Tumblr is the best social media website there is today. If they come at me with that age verification BULL SHIT, I will nuke my page so fast. I already live without TikTok, Facebook, Insta. This site WILL become one more stone tossed along the path. I will be sad, but I will have more free time to read. Do not test me!

[aquilaofarkham]

MY THROUPLES OF ALL TIME!!!!!

[magicratfingers]

my kingdom for a pair of tortoiseshell cateye glasses that aren’t too thick too thin or too pointy and don’t have with gold accents or extra stuff all over them or “sassy bits” I’m going to work ok not the librarian sex dungeon

[theabigailthorn]

okay but do you know where the librarian sex dungeon is, do you have directions to the librarian sex dungeon, i need to get there to the librarian sex dungeon

[bbnotumbl]

trans rights are human rights 💖 happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

[strange-aeons]

I need a cheeseless breadless grilled cheese sandwich

[strange-aeons]

What if this video was about a witch and a cat in the alps or some shit

[frontmansdefender]

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

[drchucktingle]

i have always found it so interesting how little it is mentioned that green day is a queer band. to have an openly bisexual man as your singer in 90s was big deal but i rarely see them talked about as any kind of pioneers in this way. dont really have an opinion on this just think it is interesting

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[asystolle]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[jame7t]

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

[thyrell]

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

[thyrell]

its a different bong each time BTW

[aka-maggie]

[tachyon-at-rest]

Just a normal scooby doo story but the "bad guys" is/are just unfettered capitalism. Not "these are rich guys doing evil" but "these are respected businesspeople whose profit based decisions will always add up to evil."

No karl marx, no communist manifesto, just completely pulling the veil back on capitalism's evils.

But in a scooby doo movie.

If you could get it published at all.

[tachyon-at-rest]

All of a sudden I've realized that Leverage is Scooby Doo

[kite-san]

I like the "Leverage is Scooby Doo" but I also like the notion of Shaggy having a Device that is a massive bong when he sucks it and a saxophone when he blows.

[ingridverse]

[goth-queen]

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[collaredfrank]

Thank you, Catherine O'Hara