Sober Moose

| Jade | 25 | Canada, Qc | There's a lot more to know about me but I am very lazy

[thecryptkeeper]

two wonderful things i saw online today

[thememedaddy]

[cinnabarfangs]

part 2 to this... the mutual parasocial relationship thickens

[and-fishing-equipment]

these are all from separate apology videos when he gets canceled

[souryam]

he's wearing the same jacket because he pre-records all of them and doesn't even try to hide it

[homunculus-argument]

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[leafie-draws]

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

[cascadiarch]

manager: you're not wagging enough

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten