call me vain

hallo! 19/any prns/actually a cat

[crypticallystrangefurry]

You can call me vain mostly here to anonymously yap, fuck around and enjoy life

If ever you see me like a post and go "what the fuck?? What is this one doing here" I am simply a multifaceted freak (hence the several side blogs, if you find one and DM me this username I'll send you 5$ via PayPal)

Any prns work + feel free to DM and "annoy" (it's not annoying at all) through asks

Supernatural nerd, house md nerd, music nerd, furry, poetry + any form of art I will consume and adore because that is what humanity is

Tags

#vanity - for any photos or creations of mine

#all is vain - any random thoughts

#virtue - posts about my book :3

#cryptic poet - poetry the rare time I post some :3

18+ side blog @crypticallyfreakyfurry

[crypticallystrangefurry]

Hey if your one of those people on the bus who don't get up to let someone off because your on your phone

I'm crop dusting you as I get up, eat my farts

[crypticallystrangefurry]

Unfortunately both iron lung and project hail Mary where both better than I thought they would be and have consumed my brain

[crypticallystrangefurry]

Being autistic and growing up with so much "be kind" messaging made me a pretty decent person

But it also gave me a deep confusion for hatred and how the world actually works

Like what do you mean your an asshole? Why? For what? Did you not read the bucket filling book? Were you too busy shoving crayons up your nose? Have you considered being kind makes you feel good? Lil dopamine hit?

[mlobsters]

jared padalecki and jensen ackles boston con 2026 - main panel

fuck ai

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[crypticallystrangefurry]

I forgot how funny soulless sam is

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[crypticallystrangefurry]

Porattooo

[crypticallystrangefurry]

The Lego Marvel games are unrironically so fucking good

[crypticallystrangefurry]

I love when people ask me at work how I'm doing like the truthful answer is gonna be anything other than "blow my shit smooth of please please please please please" or that I'm secretly hoping we get robbed so I can put my whole self infront of that gun

Anyway it turns out your supposed to just say "good how about you?" And then the interaction is done

[crypticallystrangefurry]

As much as I hate the world and people as a whole however I will never stop being kind and trying to make people happy

I don't care if my ideals of "humanity should crash burn and all die" and "everyone deserves kindness and I will go out of my way to make strangers happy" contradict

I truly wish that despite despising things and people, everyone was just kind

[crypticallystrangefurry]

I was severely disappointed to learn that theyfab wasn't just a way to say someone was fabulous

[crypticallystrangefurry]

You know I'm starting to realize that if you just look at what I say about myself you would assume we are a truly evil son of a bitch

[crypticallystrangefurry]

Pride month is coming up y'all you know what that means

I shed my hatred and become full of love and happiness for exactly one month

Don't worry I will be twice as hateful in july<3

[crypticallystrangefurry]

Mm the apathy has consumed me after months of being insane

Truly the time of rest and recovery as I try not to blow my shit smooth off

I love having shit just fundamentally wrong forever, just a little bit off kilter constantly

Oh well same as I always have been, same as I will be

as a plus my poetry usually gets better

[crypticallystrangefurry]

Omg that's gore, that's gore of my comfort character D: