[ratcatsstuff]

i don’t need an ed coach i’m self taught

[k1ttybones]

my fat distribution is so weird cuz tell me why my rib, hip, and chest b0nes are visible, yet i still don’t have thin arms and a defined face…?

[pretentious-ravioli]

[crowshuh]

many beautiful women named Violation Notice are constantly trying to contact me on Pinterest. on account of my superior scrapbooking skills.

[an3m1c-r0yalty08]

i will not get skinny unless i’m hungry

food lasts 5 minutes, guilt lasts hours

hunger is my body thanking me

[stilettoselfvendettas]

me after consuming a heinous amount of artificial sweeteners :3

[unicornsdust4]

Every birthday.

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this

Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.

(Cut to Zed in an End ship)

Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.

(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)

Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.

Tango: Yeah

[cookibredx]

[sonic-colours]

contender for stupidest fucking line in sonic history

[freshlydelivereddarce]

close second

[goldensunset]

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[zerosugarboy]

don't hold yourself back from beauty, keep ☆ving.

[fag-boy5-deactivated20251030]

Fuck…calling someone dad while they pound me

[fagnuisance]

DM me/send asks about fauxcest, or any pervy dadson/brocon fantasies you have im so so horny ugh

[fagnuisance]

Dadson “sex ed” scenarios are the best. Who wouldn’t want hands on learning about how to safely have sex from a dad who is absolutely just doing this to justify violating him?

[fagnuisance]

I hooked up with a much older man the other night at like 1am and he took me apart slowly and sucked my tdick until I was squirming and kept calling me his good boy, then he put his full weight on top of me when he first thrust in and God damn was the bed soaked by the time he was done with me

Thats the dream! Dads are so hot when they get sloppy and cling to you like that…

[sweethearttkiddo-deactivated202]

dad who comes into my room at night when im gaming, scolding me for being up so late. instead of turning off my computer or taking my controller out of my hands, he forces me onto my knees, taking off his belt to 'give me something better to focus on'. (,,>﹏<,,)