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a sideblog to store all sorts of hermit sounds, clips, and messages | feel free to interact/tag/suggest clips | main is @howmanyholesinswisscheese

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Welcome to the Hermit Sound Compendium :)

Mod: @howmanyholesinswisscheese

he/him

Reblogging and clipping iconic moments from: Hermitcraft, life series, vsmp, sbk, and probably other sources

This isn’t anything trying to be official or comprehensive, it’s mostly just an archive for any hermit/lifer/other mcyt clip I see so I can easily find them later. That said, feel free to suggest clips or tag this blog under clips you’d like saved, and I’ll do my best to tag + reblog.

Asks are open and @ mentions are welcomed

Tagging system under the cut:

I will usually tag in this format:

1) Characters

I don’t usually tag the characters full handles. Generally it’ll be #tango #scar #bdubs. With the exception of Joe Hills who is #joe hills, because anything less feels wrong.

2) SMP

If it’s a Hermitcraft clip, I tag the season in this format: #hc11 or #hc10 or etc etc. If it’s a different smp clip, I will generally tag the specific smp/fandom, such as #life series.

3) Hermitcraft/Not Hermitcraft

Because the title of the blog is “hermit” sound compendium, I will tag whenever a clip isn’t hermitcraft related so you can filter it out if desired. Hermitcraft clips are tagged #Hermitcraft, and non-hc clips are tagged #Not Hermitcraft

4) Format

I will tag #clip for clips and #chat log for screenshots of the in-game chat that I also find funny.

5) Sounds

Sometimes I’ll tag #laughs for good/silly laughs. Trying to come up with a system for other hermit noises soon.

Some reblogs are sadly untagged because I am lazy. Whoops

Guidelines:

I try not to rb clips involving Skizzleman just because he still irks me. I also don’t usually rb irl clips but that’s just a preference not a hard line

[vexcathedral]

[Transcript:

CLEO: Like, there are seats that kind of hug you, and then they strap you down, properly. I think that would be fine.

SCAR: Dude, that's like my dream.

CLEO: Yeah! [CLEO starts clapping to the beat of their words] Scar wants to be strapped down, is what we've learnt.

SCAR: Yeah! Please! Strap me down, give me all the straps, tie me down! Like, I'm in my element when I'm properly tied down and not wobbling around.

CLEO: [CLEO Clicks tongue, trying to supress laughter] There we go. Uh-huh.

SCAR: Like, I'm always looking for new straps to like, put me in the chair or something, so I don't fall out. So yeah, like a race carー

CLEO: Uh-huh. [CLEO laughs]

End transcript.]

[drapple-fly]

The ooouwh effect

[whereispearlescentmoon]

Transcript:

Gem: I need more cobblestone, ooouwh

Etho: Ooouwh

Gem: Off I go

Cleo *simultaneously*: Ooouwh

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Ren sings "Basket Case" by Green Day and then retires from music

[lorefulgood]

putting together a beautiful compilation

[lorefulgood]

divorce compilation

[theonethatburned]

what are they

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Keralis: You know what would be cool? If Scar had like, a tiny little shock collar or something in real life. And you can just stand here and bash it. xB: (laughs) Wow. (xB laughs, and Keralis joins) Pearl: That's horrible. Are you okay? xB: Who--with that I'm going this way. Pearl: Keralis! xB: What is going on? Pearl: I'm leavin', man. Oh my gosh. Keralis: Just kidding! I'm just kidding! xB: Wow. Keralis: A little zapper. It would be so amazing. xB: Oh yeah, I love Scar, I just wanna torture him, that's all. Keralis: It's so--(Keralis laughs) Pearl: Whoa dude. Can we get Doc to build you one next, Keralis? Keralis: You know what. I like Scar, but I need to figure out what I'm going to do for today's episode, alright? Nice build Pearl! (xB laughs) Love it to bits. Pearl: Thank you. Appreciate it. xB: Bye Pearl. Pearl: Bye. Keralis: Bye. Bye! Pearl: Bye! Keralis: Bye! xB: Why you wanna torture Scar? Keralis: Wouldn't that be cool? A little zapper? (xB laughs) Like, zip-zip. Zip. (Keralis laughs, sighs) xB: (through laughter) Why d'you-why do you wanna torture Scar? Keralis: I don't wanna torture Scar. I can torture you, if you had one. xB: But I wouldn't-why do you wanna torture anyone? (two seconds silence) Keralis: I don't know. Show some respect. (xB laughs)

[clapity]

LIFE SERIES CRANE WIVES COLLAB GRIAN WHAT??!??!

(From today’s stream (22/5/26) at around 90mins!!)

[shadexxxx]

And what if i burst into tears.

What if i burst into tears.

[orangeocelotmartyn]

xB: Oh, someone said, "Hi stinky Roman." I think they were talking to you. Keralis: (laughs, xB joining in) Watch your mouth. xB: Look, he goes to the communal baths like every month. So, like, leave him alone. Keralis: (through laughter) Every month? (xB giggles) I'm there daily. xB: (through laughter) That's what they did back then. Keralis: That's right-- xB: It was like a once a month thing. Keralis: No I--I own one. Well, I haven't built it yet. But I will build one. Mhm! And I will start every single episode in my communal bath. xB: (trying not to laugh, echoing Keralis) You'll start every single episode in your communal bath? Keralis: Mhm! xB: But who are you gonna be communing with? It's just you. Keralis: (laughs) You can join. (xB begins giggling) Rawr. xB: Are you gonna be doing some self-communing? Keralis: (laughs) Yeah. xB: (through laughter) I don't think people wanna see that, Keralis. Keralis: (laughs) How do you know? xB: Uh, I just, I kinda know, yeah.

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Martyn: I'll tell you what, actually—one of the times where we weren't last, um, during, uh...during Sardines, was because—it's pitch black, but people were allowed to use their phone screen, but on a really low brightness level. Because we played it last year, and people were using the torch on their phone—you can basically just see the room, you might as just play normal hide and seek, you know what I mean? Um. So because it was only the phone screen, people would sort of come in and do a gentle shine with it. So I just lay on the floor, in (through laughter) my-in-in one of the bedrooms, and just put my legs up like this (demonstrates), like, both legs really high, and just was like this (continues demonstrating with his arms), like, just fully spread eagle, uh, on the floor.

Martyn: And Ren walks in, and sort of like, goes, (mimicking Ren) "oh, wonder if-wonder if anybody's in here," (normal voice) and he turns the light on, and just sees me spread eagle on the floor. He bursts out laughing, and then I then hear behind me loads of the rest of the room start laughing. I had no idea anybody was in there. So I just-I-yeah. So I basically managed to—what was in the form of a prank, um... manage to actually find the people.

Martyn: It was literally, legs up here either side, and then my hands through the middle, as if to say, like, "pick me up." (he laughs) I just wanted to do the most ridiculous pose I could. And then just see who happened to stumble upon me.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

Video Transcript Below:

xB: "I feel like—after putting up with Keralis, for like two and a half hours that day..." [several second pause as he stares at Keralis] "I deserve a little love. You know what I'm sayin'?" [giggles as Keralis crouches and slow turns]

Keralis: [exaggerated gasp]

xB: [still giggling] "Hello?"

Keralis: "What a pretty face on stream!"

[cubfan135-facts]

cubfan135 fact #944:

Cub is Mr. Whimsy!

[calli0p3]

this is The Real Housewives of Hermitcraft

[chaotic-tired-fox]

At first I was cackling and then Grian’s reaction broke me XD

Bdubs bites a beetroot

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Jono: For me it's-it's been such, like, an honor to meet you. Martyn: Likewise, yeah. Jono: Because like. I love when--I've been calling him Timmy and Erik (?) all weekend--but I love when you and Ren work together. I think-- Martyn: Oh, yeah. Jono: --you guys have such an amazing synergy, and it's like some of my favorite Minecraft content of all time (Martyn snickers) is you and Ren roleplaying and being-- Martyn: I think it's because neither of us take ourselves too seriously (Jono laughs) and we're just like, "let's just be silly and dramatic and goofy." Like, we'll break the fourth wall every five seconds but we'll play a character like its--you know what I mean, like. And that was-when we met in Third Life, the very first series, we'd never worked together before. That was our first immediate collaboration. I'd only met him, by chance, at like, Grian's wedding, I think, maybe a year? Two years? Before that, something? Um. So we met at that wedding--I don't even think even at that time I don't think I even knew he did Youtube and stuff-- Jono: That's nuts. Martyn: He was just like, he was just this cool dude I met at the wedding, and like, we were just chatting away sort of thing. Um...so yeah, even just like, offline, and like, sat outside of work, we just sort of clicked straight away, which was sick. Jono: Yeah. Martyn: Um, but I mean who doesn't get on with him, like, dude's-- Jono: No he's a lovely guy, man-- Martyn: Dude's a viber-- Jono: He's such a viber-- Martyn: --like he's just. He loves it.

[oakyadair]

something about the way etho types in chat is so endearing

[topazgirlygirl]

op i hope you dont mind if i add some of my own

[ethosiab]

smh missing my favourite one

[cobblestone-butch]

/salty tone indicator

[going-to-the-sun]

what does it mean when a man who pretends the last time he had social media was the disney streaming box he never received in the mail whips out a tone indicator out of nowhere?