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[18] [They/It or Ask] May I have your spine?.. No? Dammit.. [Socials; https://crypticcowardly.carrd.co/]

[autisticblitz]

Human AU cookies I’ve been baking on tiktok

[l1mllnal]

j*b au psychologically damaged me :D @just-a-joey made literally most of the sketches for the layout and panels, id be dead without her help ty twin ily/p mwah no ones gonna get the context either and thats okay, go my cliffhanger B) /silly

[just-a-joey]

Some termination protocol ITrapped art I cooked up! (+ some dignity)

Hi guys hiiii! I’m normal!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)

of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!

all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony

so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gotta look something up

[onbearfeet]

I'm sorry WHAT

He WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually

[just-a-joey]

May Day Trio!! (May Madness) these look kinda chopped but shhhhh

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[altered0]

if i cannot be loved cannot be cared for then i will simply become everything until one day i am remembered

oc: mimic by @mayday-02

[verquilla]

YURI (genderswapped)

[mayday-02]

dooofdls

whole thing bellw cut

Iman tired

[m3llowm1sh]

oooouguhh minecraft arg yaoi ouufudhsggoogiguufjhjhhhhhh🤤🤤🤤🤤

[starii-lins]

me when i turn left or something idk

[wikamin]

RVN AVERY, IT'S HERE

God first time posting my art on here. I really want to start making more fanart, somewhere along the way I've forgotten how fun it was.

[suedbread]

[shrikeicee]

"yeah you would like that guy wouldnt you" said NOBODY (2 ppl) because im NOT extremely predictable (lie)

also my commissions are open! dm me if interested

[br1ngerofjustice]

Hello Minecraft arg community, I have this to contribute

[verquilla]

ok

[mayday-02]

ahahahahahahahhahagaha so funny right guys shahahshahhahahahahahgahagah

[nunixss]

He's aura farming.