hey welcome to the shit show that’s my blog! my name is calamity and i’m 25 yrs old. my blog is silly for fun!! :D i dump whatever my interests are atm so my reblogs change constantly so be aware if you follow me!
be sure to read my dni below before messaging or following me!!
❌ DNI ❌ if you're: a Proshipper/Anti-Anti, Terf/Truscum/Transmed, MAPs/NOMAPs/Pedofile, Anti-Kin, Anti-Furry, Zoophile, Anti-LGBT+, Pro-Cringe Culture
anyone who falls under these (or creeps in general) will get blocked! :3
!!!also if you're a minor and/or under 20yrs old dont follow/message me please!!!
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now that’s over with here’s the basics! :3
🃏 name: calamity
🃏 pronouns: they/he/xem/jests
🃏 orientation: non-binary, aro/ace-flux, pan (taken!!)
🃏 main interests: undertale/deltarune, fnaf, mother series, billie bust up, indigo park, transformers, eddsworld, mario, crk/crob, tadc, sonic, pokemon, creepypasta, and kirby
🃏 some of my ccs are: toriel (undertale), tenna (deltarune), guzma (pokemon), the subway twins (pokemon), gengar (pokemon), serperior (pokemon), papyrus (undertale), sans (undertale), rambley (indigo park), edgeworth (ace attorney), barnaby (welcome home), meta knight (kirby), withered bonnie (fnaf 2), rauru (loz: totk), licorice (crk), fuecoco (pokemon), princess luna (mlp g4)
I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.
I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
