CRYPTID

[crypticforests]

Cryptid/Rex

He/it transmasc deerthing

Autism, ADHD, mental illness haver

DNI if you’re horrible

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Everybody's all, "scary monsters are cool/hot/other positive adjective", "they're just misunderstood and actually nice" until I roll up to the function and then they're like "umm actually I was referring to...", "dear god what is that thing kill it with fire" and chase me out of the village... Figures

[crypticforests]

Clawsguy design that probably borders on being an OC

[crypticforests]

Every time I start enjoying media I just do my own thing and try not to look at anything on social media because I’m worried I’m not doing it right

[crypticforests]

I need gabriel ultrakill EXECUTED he makes me ill (I love him he’s babygirl. I replay levels where he talks just to hear him)

[kajamnikk]

this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too

[crypticforests]

Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure (drives directly into wet cement)

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[heroicvilliansometimes]

Todays my birthday

[crypticforests]

Happy birthday

[crypticforests]

I have been brainrotting hlvrai for an amount of time and I felt like I was really late to it and that most activity had died down. Then hl2vrai

[crypticforests]

About to multiship my way to the marbled gates of hell

[unlimitedhorsepower]

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. i love yuri petrov but i acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and i can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always right)

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]

[cipheramnesia]

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

[wildhaunt]

it's really up in the air right now

[deletedeletedeletdelete-deactiv]

us in another universe

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?

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💀dr.undead follow

Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!

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💉modernprometheus follow

Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point

🦇dr-bats follow

Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.

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🩻 exposedspine1 follow

Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?

🩻 exposedspine1 follow

Hospital.

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🤖 inatorlover3000 follow

Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!

🔫 henchman13 follow

Good one boss!

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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow

Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.

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[wizardpotions]

[wizardpotions]

Reblog this post to kill 1 (one) cop!!

[wizardpotions]

Thank you for your service

[crypticforests]

Good news. I am creatures

[crypticforests]

are yu.........gay

Yeag <3