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@dearlybeloved-dreameater
i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once
these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho
came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)
Eyes on the thighs…. 😳 prize. I mean prize. 👀
I met Patrick Stewart in a gift shop, and he signed an autograph for me, but while he was signing he asked what my favorite thing he had been in was, and I panicked and said “Space Balls” and he stared at me, then handed me the autograph. It said, “Get a better taste in movies,” and when I looked up he was gone.
woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me
just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd
“Have you tried heroin?” I ask the recovering oxycontin addict
Always remember that the only purpose of a first draft is to exist.
heys......
*gets scared*
this website is so fucking easy all i have to do is post frogs
Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
i love an ojisan who could just beat me up
giving head to your goth gf like *gets on knees* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her-
the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like
as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?
You dont need to know what office work is like because the most interesting part of an office romance is the romance. If the romance is just personal fantasy then you’re good to go
Office job things to dip into, tho:
-Other people giving you wildly different takes on the same drama you aren’t part of, or somehow sucking you into drama
-One person constantly leaving early or calling in sick or suspiciously absent, takes long bathroom and smoke breaks
-One person who takes their position WAY too seriously and cannot chill; takes everything as disrespect, refuses to acknowledge anyone until they’ve been there like three years
-One person you have absolutely nothing in common with who you you respect more than anyone else
-Finding out you actually DID receive that important email
-Being on hold for a hundred years
-The printer is broken
-Somrone keeps leaving rotten food in the fridge. Someone keeps leaving garbage on the break room table. Someone has five filthy coffee mugs at their desk and there are none left.
-It’s YOUR turn to talk to the chatty phone regular
-Back pain. Eye strain. Migraine. Slowly increasing your prescription strength.
-Oh my god Cathy if you don’t stop talking during this meeting I’m going to break every bone in your face with my clipboard
-Im here for the medical benefits. I’m here for the medical benefits. I’m here for the medical benefits
-Who the fuck took all the good pens I just wanna talk
How I felt after seeing Sora’s beautiful face in POTC
it’s a national goddamn holiday!!!
because you know nothing about hearts and love
