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[slygirlboy]

2026 - the year of the dullahan

[im-mender]

[kigoh-neko]

たのしいおさんぽ【高画質+おまけ】｜記号ネコ｜pixivFANBOX

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たのしいおさんぽ

[rabbitkinglune777]

Hitomi wearing a shirt that says "I love my black boyfriend's pussy"

[rabbitkinglune777]

[rabbitkinglune777]

tgis is what people follow me for

[cheeriely]

Guy who likes pupzi: how do I make this about pupzi

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do my job.

[foamcraft-armory]

I'll do it if you do my job

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#all you have to do today is build a lifesize human skull out of foam and glue an octopus to a flintlock pistol

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do your job

[foamcraft-armory]

You also have to build the flintlock pistol. I should have mentioned that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fine I'll learn my job (marketing a damn web serial) instead.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Everyone read my stuff.

Help pay my mortgage if you want to read my stuff faster.

[princessparadoxical]

I love the implication that the web serial is the only thing keeping you from getting into American Revolutionary War firearms 🤣

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Gotta keep the hands busy on something

[wheatforme]

definitely gotta do more of the spreading the word bit. i’ve followed you for years and i didn’t realize until now that there’s a sequel series to time to orbit: unknown and it started 6 months ago 🙃

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Technically speaking there's two, if you count Child of a Wandering Star.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#THERES A WHAT

Okay so I am worse at this than I thought

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So there's a gas leak in my house and I need the pipes replaced with copper.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

New pipes are working out great and I no longer dream of being sapient copper.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kalichnikov]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

[scavengerofcool]

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

[kalichnikov]

Shut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut up

[izzypaw]

reminder !!!

[batshaped]

poké-relics

bsky mirror

(for make a terrible comic day 2026)

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[batshaped]

i wanna swing from the chandelure

bsky mirror

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[nyanletnest]

Dino Nuggies microwavable handwarmer plushies by Therbis Studios

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[snapscube]

litlle buuny on da tumblar ohhh wat wilt shee doo

i gonna have breakfast :)

[chemical-bunz]

Funniest Option.

[r0zeclawz]

[squeakitties]