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@northcitywitch
hot take: the "spirit guides" communicating through tarot cards are just totally random ghosts who happen to live in your house. an early-1900s tailor who died from licking lead paint or something is giving you advice about your love life based on his personal understanding about the situation
you're his best friend and talking to you is his favorite part of the day
A quick money spell for you! My jar contains a few dimes, some crushed bay leaf and low john root, and a pyrite crystal. Very simple, so I drew a sigil on the lid for a little extra flair!
Hey, lovelies! I'm offering *very* detailed tarot readings for a low price while I work to get my Fiverr shop off the ground.
For a 3-card reading - the cheapest option at $5 - you'll receive 3 to 4 typed pages of interpretation. I try to draw attention to which card features and combinations I am using to draw my conclusion, so you can follow along with me if you're already familiar with tarot.
If you want a better idea of what this will look like so you can ensure you are getting enough value for your money, check out one of my gig profiles from the desktop site (either from a desktop computer or just through the browser instead of the app on mobile); in the images you'll find examples of previous work I've done that my clients have graciously allowed me to share online.
If none of my current gigs fit your question, I can also create custom readings!
Thanks for tolerating my self-promotion, friends. I'll get back to shitposting now :)
Hey all, still doing detailed tarot readings for cheap! Check out my Fiverr profile to see my reviews and read some of my previous work if you might be interested :)
I can also take payments through PayPal if you don't want to create a Fiverr profile!
so my boyfriend just yelled out "what's a horse" while I was in the bathroom and I stood frozen over the sink for a solid 10 seconds thinking about the best way to summarize horses to him before he yelled out "CAIPALL" and I realized he was doing a lesson on duolingo
WHY DIDNT THEY TEACH ME THAT IN SCHOOL. I HAVE AN ASSOCIATES IN SCIENCE. GODDAMN IT
I just said what over and over again, getting louder each time as I did the math in my head to see if that checks out. It does
hot take: the "spirit guides" communicating through tarot cards are just totally random ghosts who happen to live in your house. an early-1900s tailor who died from licking lead paint or something is giving you advice about your love life based on his personal understanding about the situation
you're his best friend and talking to you is his favorite part of the day
last week my boyfriend and I got drunk and very urgently ordered stuff on Amazon and today a 128gb flash drive showed up and neither one of us can remember what we wanted it for
October 29 we all better shoplift in honor of winona ryder
Hey, lovelies! I'm offering *very* detailed tarot readings for a low price while I work to get my Fiverr shop off the ground.
For a 3-card reading - the cheapest option at $5 - you'll receive 3 to 4 typed pages of interpretation. I try to draw attention to which card features and combinations I am using to draw my conclusion, so you can follow along with me if you're already familiar with tarot.
If you want a better idea of what this will look like so you can ensure you are getting enough value for your money, check out one of my gig profiles from the desktop site (either from a desktop computer or just through the browser instead of the app on mobile); in the images you'll find examples of previous work I've done that my clients have graciously allowed me to share online.
If none of my current gigs fit your question, I can also create custom readings!
Thanks for tolerating my self-promotion, friends. I'll get back to shitposting now :)
Hey all, still doing detailed tarot readings for cheap! Check out my Fiverr profile to see my reviews and read some of my previous work if you might be interested :)
I can also take payments through PayPal if you don't want to create a Fiverr profile!
My new Leila + Olive Ophidia Rosa Tarot
I almost bought their other oracle deck too but I think one is enough for now 😍
The first ten Tarotsaur major arcana!
Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:
So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”
We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.
Here’s the recipe:
1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.
3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.
One package of yeast.
a party balloon.
The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.
Let’s begin:
Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.
Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.
Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.
Trust me. You’re going to want it
Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.
You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.
They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.
I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast
Stick that in that honey water.
Stick your honey in some hot water.
Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.
Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.
Put the water in the honey too.
Shake the sin out of it.
Put that stuff back in the big bitch.
Shake the sh*t outta it.
Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.
Shank a balloon with a pin.
Add your yeasty honey water.
Balloon it.
Label it.
If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.
And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.
Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.
Update:
Boozification has begun.
Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.
Good post.
Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?
I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.
Yayyyyy this is back on my dash!
Reblog if you could use some cash ASAP - this spell is for all of you!
This is a quick money drawing spell. A black candle to ward off unexpected or harmful expenses, and green candle for drawing new money - both annointed with cedar oil for the fortitude to get through life until the money finally kicks in. We have an emerald and a bay leaf with the intention written on it, cinnamon potpourri sticks, and of course a few coins!
The bay leaf was burned at the end of the spell to release the intention into the world 🔥🌿🔮
Hey, lovelies! I'm offering *very* detailed tarot readings for a low price while I work to get my Fiverr shop off the ground.
For a 3-card reading - the cheapest option at $5 - you'll receive 3 to 4 typed pages of interpretation. I try to draw attention to which card features and combinations I am using to draw my conclusion, so you can follow along with me if you're already familiar with tarot.
If you want a better idea of what this will look like so you can ensure you are getting enough value for your money, check out one of my gig profiles from the desktop site (either from a desktop computer or just through the browser instead of the app on mobile); in the images you'll find examples of previous work I've done that my clients have graciously allowed me to share online.
If none of my current gigs fit your question, I can also create custom readings!
Thanks for tolerating my self-promotion, friends. I'll get back to shitposting now :)
there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history
This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.
This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL
I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…
Exactly what I was thinking?? I love this???
(Edit: Accidentally reblogged this to my main so now I gotta make it witchy lol. But imagine the potential uses for this in a ritual setting. Rags to riches? Sad/nervous to empowered/confident? Mourning a loss to celebrating life again?)
For some reason Deserts Chang to Pablo Lopez hits up Grease and the Doc McStuffins Theme Song on the way.
okay so, i buried some crystals in soil with lavender seeds a few months ago for a spell, and am only now starting to see the folly of my ways.
when and how do I get them out? do I need to replant this whole bitch and dump the soil? there is only one delicate sprout growing right now and honestly I am afraid to disturb her. are they just in there forever now?
i only say this because i tried to gather up all my crystals today and like - at least 20 of them are missing. where did they go!? where have i hidden them for spells!? I vaguely remember hiding a jar spell in a closet like five months ago but I’ve checked all my closets and idk fam. doesn’t seem to be there.
i am too stupid for spells that take longer than an hour.
friends - a warning. keep a notebook or something. don’t be the same kind of fool that i am.
There are no rules to follow when you have a ghost boyfriend.
He is a beautiful idea, floating in and out of my life with no great regularity. He stands too tall and smiles way too loudly; the shape of something that could exist, or maybe did exist at one point.
Ghost boyfriends can’t speak, so he never asks me to explain myself or apologize for being selfish. He fades in and out; you can’t rely on a creature with no schedule and no concept of time. But he is good company, anyway.
Sometimes he disappears for so long that I start to wonder if he ever existed - but then, a glimmer out of the corner of my eye. A flashing light. He is here.
My friends have been asking about him lately: the ghost boy they’ve never seen for themselves. They’re skeptical.
Are you sure you wouldn’t rather feel something more… corporeal?
I told them that, last week, his hands were so warm that I almost couldn’t tell the difference.
Are you sure you’re being rational?
I am most certainly not, and that is sort of the point.
Of course, there are those few friends who feel the need to remind me, as many times as they can, that ghosts aren’t real. But I already knew that.
I think it’s my favorite part of it all.
