CryptidCommune

Hello, dear internet strangers. Call me Karma minor | haver of way too many interests

[northirish]

Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you

[spideytracker]

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[facts-i-just-made-up]

6? 7?

I hear 6 used to be afraid of 7 but am glad they're okay now and touring together. I look forward to the next meme number, 315, which will be synonymous for assassinating dictators.

[wiltking]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

[cryptidcommune]

i'm a slut guys UwU

[cryptidcommune]

revisiting phan content in 2024 is one hell of a pipe dream

[cryptidcommune]

🌺🌹🍄🌿 sustainably insane 🌿🍄🌹🌺

[cryptidcommune]

christians are gods youtube subs, and church is his patreon

[caramelcoffeeaddict]

Why am I not surprised? LOL!

[cryptidcommune]

okay but get you a man that can do both

[suburbancockroach]

Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe

[cryptidcommune]

Bwutal pipe mewdowr

[wadebae]

[beauty-starts-with-frog]

[cryptidcommune]

i totally didn't see this after wishing one of my partners a happy birthday.... i feel like i love them even more knowing they where born on the ides of march. is that weird? i hope so

[magnetothemagnificent]

It's a beautiful day in the Senate and you are Brutus

[id in alt]

[doggirlnarcolepsy]

Twitter HQ - March 15th, 2023 CE

[theautisticfroglord]

if the autism/tbh creature makes the "YIPPEE!!" noise then maybe the adhd/btw creature makes that one "yayyy!!!" sound effect

[cryptidcommune]

i have a friend who does the "yippee" sound really accurately. I can't wait to make them say it every time i see tbh

[sapphi-spaghetti]