Shreekofjoy

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

On day 13 of waiting for something that takes "up to 14 days" wish me luck tomorrow

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

It's 14 business days yay there's still plenty of time

[shreekofjoy]

What's a "business day*?

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

There's not enough leshwi fanart on tumblr

[stormlightsnorter]

Shes actually ao underrated

[shreekofjoy]

Enlightened Windrunner Leshwi is my dream and hopeful for Era 2

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 1 books:

The Final Empire Holy Shit It Is Raining Hard

The Well of Ascension I Fucking Hate Zane Thunder Rumbling Ominously In The Distance

The Hero of Ages Lightning Aggressively Striking You Sixteen Times Over

Secret History I Sure Hope You Liked Kelsier Gay Divorce

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Stormlight Era 1 Books:

The Way of Kings Kaladin has a bad time

Words of Radiance Kaladin, buddy?

Oathbringer Okay it has to be- nope. Still bad.

Rhythm of War Is he? Yep. He is.

Wind and Truth Okay, I think I got it now. Well, that was unexpected.

[echoingcave]

Alternate names for the Secret Projects:

Tress of the Emerald Sea Reverse Princess Bride

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter Anime in Text Form

The Sunlit Man It's Too Hot Outside

Isles of the Emberdark Buncha People on Boats and Ships

[shreekofjoy]

Alternate Names For the Standalones:

Warbreaker The World's Most Powerful Dead Guy Is Illiterate

Elantris That Time I Became Indefinitely Ill Because of Sloppy Drawing

The Emperor's Soul Art Thief Tries Identity Theft

Edgedancer Awesomeness and Pancakes (Shoutout my blog)

Dawnshard Things That Man Was Not Meant To Know, But Insects Can

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 1 books:

The Final Empire Holy Shit It Is Raining Hard

The Well of Ascension I Fucking Hate Zane Thunder Rumbling Ominously In The Distance

The Hero of Ages Lightning Aggressively Striking You Sixteen Times Over

Secret History I Sure Hope You Liked Kelsier Gay Divorce

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Stormlight Era 1 Books:

The Way of Kings Kaladin has a bad time

Words of Radiance Kaladin, buddy?

Oathbringer Okay it has to be- nope. Still bad.

Rhythm of War Is he? Yep. He is.

Wind and Truth Okay, I think I got it now. Well, that was unexpected.

[echoingcave]

Alternate names for the Secret Projects:

Tress of the Emerald Sea Reverse Princess Bride

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter Anime in Text Form

The Sunlit Man It's Too Hot Outside

Isles of the Emberdark Buncha People on Boats and Ships

[shreekofjoy]

Alternate Names For the Standalones:

Warbreaker The World's Most Powerful Dead Guy Is Illiterate

Elantris That Time I Became Indefinitely Ill Because of Sloppy Drawing

The Emperor's Soul Art Thief Tries Identity Theft

Edgedancer Awesomeness and Pancakes (Shoutout my blog)

Dawnshard Things That Man Was Not Meant To Know, But Insects Can

[inferno-the-skywing]

I am a stick!

[shreekofjoy]

But you could be fire

[shreekofjoy]

Cause phychological damage with my tomfoolery to

Uhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm already insane

[shreekofjoy]

Silly Game Time: I have decided to announce my candidacy for PRESIDENT OF THE MOON! And my Vice President will be ... YOU! What's one policy you want me to include on our moon platform?

GIANT MOON SWIMMING POOL.

Lower Gravity, lower density. You could do so much with it!

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[kenzily8]

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Why would you cook generations in stored sheep piss? Is water not good enough for you?

[shreekofjoy]

How do sheep in storage units piss any differently to sheep in the wild?

[inferno-the-skywing]

Friends and foes, I shall be gone till the end of the month, perhaps some more

[shreekofjoy]

*Baps you Goodbye*

[mageglassess]

I gotta stop staying up till 2am, I just pet my backpack thinking it was my cat

[shreekofjoy]

As long as you didn't take your cat to class...

[mageglassess]

Im not as into pokemon as I used to be, but I'm watching the gen9 anime and all the characters have such good designs and ✨️personalities✨️

[shreekofjoy]

Have you seen the Animations in PLZA? I swear they blew their budget just figuring out how each Pokemon moves and rests and such.

It's so detailed and intricate and honestly makes up for some of the jank in the game

[inthefallofasparrow]

x

“… but you’ll never be able to beat my Servine!

SERVINE: Servine!

ASH: A Servine?

PIKACHU: Pikaa?

SERVINE: Servine.

WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!

———

IT’S SERVINE!

SERVINE: Servine!

SERVINE: Servine.

ASH: That’s Servine, it’s gotta be.”

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

guys I think it might be servine

[shreekofjoy]

Servine? Obviously it's Serperior

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[anremithrl]

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[anremithrl]

@inferno-the-skywing

[inferno-the-skywing]

You bapped me once, and yourself 16 times

[anremithrl]

No. No. Wait. No.

...*sigh*

Yep. You're very right.

No wait I only bapped myself fift- ah that last one where I at-ed you also counts, huh? Yep.

[inferno-the-skywing]

A reblog is a reblog

[anremithrl]

Impaled upon by my own sword.

[inferno-the-skywing]

That's what she said

[anremithrl]

Who is this person and in what context did she say that?

[inferno-the-skywing]

hypothetical person who only exists for the purpose of this crass joke, and in a sexual context.

[shreekofjoy]

Bap.

[ramonabluecat]

I Love This Thing, it is a perfect being

[shreekofjoy]

@erratic-dragon-fruit

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

noooo the bird is haunting me nowww

[shreekofjoy]

You know the only solution is to call in the Bigger Fish.

UNLEASH THE DIRT NERDS

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Inferno is tasting dilute hydrochloride acid and apparently the Mediterranean Sea. Just thought you should know

god forbid a human have hobbies

[sankta-wraith]

Damnit Kiwi you’re supposed to be the responsible one

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I'm concerned but I have no control over her. What am I supposed to do 🥹

[1kit]

Make sure fae dilute it until it is just water

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

only correct answer

[mageglassess]

Maybe if we give her a connection to an ether it will cancel out any problems from drinking an ocean

[inferno-the-skywing]

What problems? Mediterranean very healthy!

[mageglassess]

Yummers

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

love me some petroleum in my water it really makes my taste buds shrivel up and die

[shreekofjoy]

I don't really like water tasting so rich, but you just can't let go of that goldwater black, can ya?

[ramonabluecat]

I Love This Thing, it is a perfect being

[shreekofjoy]

@erratic-dragon-fruit

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

A future where the big four mech manufacturers are Hitachi, Google, Nintendo, and Ferrari

[the-ivy-grows-regardless]

Love the concept of name dropping companies in your cyberpunk dystopia as a way to explicitly indite harmful companies.

But on the other hand having a single megacorp that became so ubiquitous in universe that it's simply referred to as "the company" has a distinct dystopia vibe too and parallels the depersonhood that these companies force upon their workers back on the company by treating ubiquitous brand recognition as complete lack of brand name entire

[shreekofjoy]

There's value in implying a generic name too, methinks.

if you call a vacuum cleaner a "Hoover" say, or a photocopier a "Xerox", you arguably have extremely high brand recognition, enough that it is simply a part of your vocabulary.

So in this context, calling something a "Ferrari" (Or whatever-have-you) could be more impactful than calling it something else, maybe? Like, you imply that they were at some point so dominant that their name is just what the product is called.

I get the Megacorp angle, but there's a ton of worldbuilding you need to support having one single monolithic corporation, You could do that, sure, but it also severely limits the kind of story you can tell with that setup. If you instead, decided to make it a group of three-or-so companies which can bounce competition between them, then you have an interesting story you can tell with oligarchies instead of monopolies. Oligarchies are also much more insidious, by virtue of there being this illusion of upward mobility. Sure, your pirate group can pierce through the lies, but can the average Joseph? There is implied power in nobody being able to fight the MegaCorp, but is not the best prison one which you don't know exists?

Are not the Lotus Eaters the best hosts to ever be?