Insufferable Charles Stan/22/she-her

Charles Smith shitposting

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Life update: meet Kiku (shelter pic bc she’s a bit camera shy). I had to name her after Ghost of yotei.

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Well jeez my bad Charles 🙄

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WHY IS HE SO SASSY

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Well jeez my bad Charles 🙄

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You all might have tomodatchi life but does your Charles give you damaged spoons?

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Happy pride month!!!! For the lols here’s ***MY*** (if you disagree, I’m sorry) rdr2 queer headcannons:

Arthur doesn’t know how he feels but is very pro lgbt+. Maybe with the right person he’d consider seeing a guy, but isn’t really seeking that experience out.

Charles I think feels suppressed with sexuality in general. He doesn’t want anything else to make him an outsider, but he catches himself wondering about a future where he could explore the side of himself and where envy and those suppressed feelings separate. I think in a different world or a different time he’d be fluid in his sexuality, not really going on any label.

Dutch is comphet as hell. I truly believe Hosea was THE ONLY PERSON he ever loved. He tries to fill the void in him with women he can control. I think he was closer to Annabelle than any other woman but I don’t think romantically he had any interest.

Hosea is poly. I said what I said. He loved Bessie, but Bessie knew he also loved Dutch and accepted that. I don’t think he was ever really open about his relationship with Dutch but he wouldn’t be ashamed if he was.

Bill is a gay man trapped by social expectations. There’s no essay to write. That’s the statement.

Sadie is gender non conforming, not just because of societal expectations but because that’s where she feels comfortable. It’s not her strength, her independence, or her boldness, but it’s where she finds her comfort and personal growth.

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Charles is John’s Dan

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Going home and buying Horizons: Zero Dawn. What should I know? (Preferably no spoilers, 0 idea what’s about to happen.)

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Jubei does a sick kickflip (all i can think of)

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trying to get into any new story game

spoiler alert: it’s noshir

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This man’s picture is framed in my living room and I regret NOTHING

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are we the same person? LOL got one above my couch

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This is absolutely insane. Mine is in the by the front door. I ran out of wall space in my room so Jubei is just hanging out.

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This man’s picture is framed in my living room and I regret NOTHING

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Ghost of Yotei nails!

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My dad has been playing red dead so long he has invented his own character. There is a woman in the Valentine train station he calls Miss Benson. In his story, she is waiting for her son to come home from work. She was originally from annesburg and her husband died in a mining accident. He says hi to her every time he plays red dead. Basically, my 62 year old father has figured out what OCs are.

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Since this post blew up: here’s my dad and Roger Clark.

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My dad’s “headcannons” but they get progressively worse:

Arthur panics when he talks to women, so he follows Mary Beth around because he says the same thing over and over again.

When he goes on a big hunt, he will tell me to run to camp and tell them to invite the local townspeople for thanksgiving

He donates poor and good pelts to Pearson because “Jack needs blankets.” After about 100 pelts later, he decided Jack has a circulation problem.

Reverend Swanson is a serial killer who can only be satisfied with wolf hearts or he’ll eat Karen.

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My dad has been playing red dead so long he has invented his own character. There is a woman in the Valentine train station he calls Miss Benson. In his story, she is waiting for her son to come home from work. She was originally from annesburg and her husband died in a mining accident. He says hi to her every time he plays red dead. Basically, my 62 year old father has figured out what OCs are.

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Show us the lady. I gotta know who it is.

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Behold, Miss Benson

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My dad has been playing red dead so long he has invented his own character. There is a woman in the Valentine train station he calls Miss Benson. In his story, she is waiting for her son to come home from work. She was originally from annesburg and her husband died in a mining accident. He says hi to her every time he plays red dead. Basically, my 62 year old father has figured out what OCs are.