Cryptid & Co.

Hi we're a plural system full of losers (most of us are he/him or they/them)

[poison-marshmellow]

Yall should give me killer chat hc writing prompts....

[cryptidexploded]

Ronin really likes spicy food but nobody else can handle it

[cryptidexploded]

Idea: fruit vampires.

They're like fruit bats, but more humanoid. Shorter fangs often used for puncturing the skin of fruits to suck the juice from. Less of a culture for dramatics and more one for comfort and pajamas. Do with this what you will.

[cryptidexploded]

Azula's toxic but in a Brittany Spears way

[anhniedraw]

Filesnotfound.exe

[cryptidexploded]

Holy peak??

[i-d-i-a-shroud]

someone should mod you into minecraft as an item so i can equip you in my inventory as i've always dreamed of

what would i even do there

[cryptidexploded]

Tome of Undying

[fleshkiss]

⚔💀 olive theory

[i-d-i-a-shroud]

I mean energy drinks aren't as bad as eating an entire espresso puck unlike SOME people.

eating a what

[cryptidexploded]

An espresso puck. It's yummy.

[cryptidexploded]

They ALL stupid asf but whats new there

[achillesinhighheels]

[hazel-nethzzz]

@cryptidexploded

[cryptidexploded]

Jingle jingle.

[pity-flxwer]

Fem twst card edit!!! 🦦

My beautiful girl!!

I think she looks really cute (*´ω｀*)

[cryptidexploded]

Lord have mercy for I am lesbian

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[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[real-ortho-shroud]

Even ignihyde students are biting the soap now?? I thought we were smarter than this..

[cryptidexploded]

We're hungry okay Ortho

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[cryptidexploded]

Hope? How dare.

[xiaohongshu-for-you]

[koi-jyu]

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

[piracypiranha]

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

[cryptidexploded]

I have a grand old two followers and it's my best friend and my partner. I'm famous guys.

[i-d-i-a-shroud]

crowley has been somehow marketing off the school and selling marketable plushies and i would be lying if i said they weren’t even a little adorable but whys he gotta be an asshole and let us be shoved in lockers bruh

[cryptidexploded]

At least the Ignihyde Housewarden plushie is cute. I've only put him in the freezer once!

[i-d-i-a-shroud]

i’m srry?

[cryptidexploded]

I said FREEZER.