Ka$h Money Dawg

a goofy guy with goofy thoughts i don’t take myself seriously he/him 22

[vampyrreboy]

abbot wasn’t in the season 2 premiere because if he had seen robby ride in on his motorcycle and no helmet he would’ve spanked his ass a shade so red they’d see it through his scrubs.

[puppydogwhitaker]

the pitt writer's insisting there will be no fan service and then in episode one we have heart eyes, lingering, and robby looking up and down at whitaker as he talks about fertility and genitals is actually so hilarious. they're basically saying 'they would act this gay regardless.'

[annabelle--cane]

dr mel king is perhaps the most violently autistic coded character I've ever seen and I've spent the last five months murderbotspiralling. she just got knocked right out of an emotional breakdown by someone telling her he needs her to very slowly and methodically pick one thousand pieces of gravel out of a wound. her face lit up like a firework mid-bloom.

[the-silliest46290]

WE ARE SO BACK HUCKLEROBBY NATION

[baggedfish]

If anyone was wondering, Dennis Witaker is literally me. 1. a pathetic Midwest boy

2. so very trans coded

3. best friends with a lesbian

4. desperate for older men’s attention

[baggedfish]

Guys I heart my friends. They are so nice and I love them.

[blaithnne]

The difference between Brennan and Vic is that whilst they’re equally determined, Brennan wants to win and Vic just wants to make sure Sam loses

[baggedfish]

Zoo rapture

[pukicho]

Has anyone told professional swimmers about boats? If not, I have an incredible thing to tell them about.

[baggedfish]

I AM NOT BISEXUAL

[karsinogen]

You think you the shit

But I was born in the bowl

[baggedfish]

Literally me

[karsinogen]

I'm a vegetarian but I'll eat that pussy

[baggedfish]

Hell yea brother

[blaithnne]

Next Up On Game Changer - Sam and Brennan are both led to believe they are secretly hosting an episode designed to fuck with the other, only for it to be revealed that the episode is actually being hosted by Vic 'Honorary CEO of Dropout' Michaelis and they have 40 minutes left to live

[kindof-amess]

Imagine talking to someone who doesn't know what gamechanger is and telling them that a famous improv comedian kidnapped the son of former labor secretary Robert Reich

[baggedfish]

Big pharma is literally the worst thing ever. Like why can't I see my blood sugar, and have been able to see it for almost 6 hours. I kinda need that to live.

It will take 5-7 business days to get my replacement. I need it now.

[britp0p-deactivated20210628]

repeat after me:

even if i don’t like my body today i will take care of it

even if i don’t like myself today i will still be patient and kind with myself

even if i do not love myself i will still take care of and be kind to myself, despite not wanting to

[the-haiku-bot]

even if i don’t

like my body today i

will take care of it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[baggedfish]

Who ready for my AO3 to be revived? I am working on a new Snape/Joker fic. Who wants a like to the first chapter?