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jared / 18 ic blog for fakedself / nsfw text might be present. header credit to selfulfilling

[ewaneneollav]

the nerd rap

im a javascript master and i suck a mean dick, if you fuck with my ipod i will kill you with a stick

[marionettedupaincheng]

ghosts in other ghost shows: i’m still here….

ghosts in buzzfeed unsolved: spaghetti

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

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zzz

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me in the middle of the forest at 4 am: i want to see my little boy

bigfoot, carrying mothman in his arms: here he comes

[cryptidlossdotjpg]

i’m gonna sneak into the kitchen and drink the gallon of chocolate milk we have in the fridge because i’m an adult and i pay rent

[yungduhm]

The signs as sines

Aries: sin(θ)

Taurus: sin(360°)

Gemini: sin(270°)

Cancer: sin(π/2)

Leo: sin(π/4)

Virgo: sin(40°)

Libra: sin(3π/4)

Scorpio: sin(π/6)

Sagittarius: sin(80°)

Capricorn: sin(10π)

Aquarius: sin(420°)

Pisces: sin(2π/3)

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

Biggfoot bare ass

[maxcomics]

Give ‘em whiplash

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[rat29]

if you wouldn’t fuck mothman im blocking you

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

HERE’s a chaotic word:

owobowos

[iguanamouth]

[canadianslut]

me listening to anything now: “well it’s no E•MO•TION but”

[human-power]

dancing around your room to music is one of the ultimate forms of self care

[pobopolybius]

If bigfoot is your favorite cryptid you have a foot fetish

That’s the law

[newlyorange]

Okay so a production of Hamlet that ends with “Goodnight, sweet prince,” etc. and then Horatio looks up and sees the audience for the first time and is both shocked and furious, because his world is falling apart and you sat there and watched.

[the-pretend-fairyland]

Inspiration | Photography by me

[gender-evil-rose]

@nievie @cayliana

[hyratel]

@gallusrostromegalus