wash your sinful hands

its easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for persimmons 

[thecurefordepression]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[lamignonette]

[thisautistic]

when you hear 'bts' you think of kpop

when i hear 'bts' i think of municipal transit

we are not the same

[dommingateez]

[3000s]

[thriron]

[3000s]

[thriron]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[bitchezwithstitchez]

[crazysodomite]

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for

[parkchanwoohoo]

Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn

[parkchanwoohoo]

No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]

[cadaverkeys]

fabulous creature?

[glorioustragedykid]

Every time I feel like dying i will draw myself and a favorite character doing this

[glorioustragedykid]

My beloved Miss Piggy calms me down

[glorioustragedykid]

Back off

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[ilovecats4ever]

[depsidase]