bigfoot is real and she stole my wife

hannah • she/her • 25

[blue-green-memes]

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[cheaphalloweencostume]

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

[eebie]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[threeture]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

How it started

How it's going

[obsob]

cat with creature :)

[mousegirlheart]

YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING

[charl0ttan]

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

[doncherrycola]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[plumslices]

$20 used to mean something

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[owlservice]

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

[charlesoberonn]

[clockheartedcrocodile]

[greelin]

time to bring back a classic.

[greelin]

that part.