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❝ You Ever Kill A Man? Watch The Life Drain From His Face? ❞ +++ ❝ Yeah, Me Neither. ❞ Private + Selective Robert Small from Dream Daddy Penned By Ty

[morgendag]

Sad/cute shippy sentences

There’s no doubt it was always you.

From the first time i walked you home from school you stole my hear.

It was always you.

It hurts to see your pretty smile fade.

I know there’s nothing left for us to say but it’s okay.

It’s okay-

There’s no getting over you.

I tried my best to tell the truth but the missing is tearing me apart.

Forgetting is the hardest part.

The thought of losing you is all too much.

I’m a long, long way from home… From you.

I’ll be back some day.

We’ll do it all, everything.

We don’t need anything, or anyone.

If I lay here, If I just lay here… Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Those three words… Are said too much. They are not enough.

I don’t quite know how to say how I feel.

Would you lie with me, and just forget the world?

Forget what we’re told, before we get too old.

I need your grace to read my needs, to find my own.

Your perfect eyes is all that I can see.

I’m sorry for hurting you.

I’ll be here to hold your hand.

If only I knew what I know today.

I would hold you in my arms, and take the pain away.

Thank you for all you’ve done.

There’s nothing I wanna do to hear your voice again.

Sometimes… I wanna call you, but I’m scared that you won’t be there.

I’m sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn’t do.

I’ve hurt myself by hating you.

Some days I feel broken inside, but I just don’t want to admit it.

It’s so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this.

Would you tell that I was wrong?

Would you help me understand?

Are you proud of who I am?

If I had just one more day I would tell you how I’ve missed you since you’ve been away.

I’m sorry for blaming you.

Blame it all on me.

It was my fault – This wasn’t supposed to…happen.

Please forgive me.

I can’t stay… I really can’t –

I have come to talk with you again.

We need to talk…

Can we please just – Talk ?

I think we should… talk about… This – Us.

They know about us.

Oh come on – Look at us! Is this what we really want???

… I don’t think there’s anything left to say. 

Do you even know how to answer your phone?

I keep messaging you, but you never reply?

Never mind. It’s nothing. It never is. 

Can’t you just listen to me!?

I’m fine okay, can we drop this?

I’ve heard that you… Found… someone new?

There will always be things I can’t give you, things I can’t say – And I all I want… Is for you to be happy. 

It isn’t over – We are not over, yet.

I wish nothing but the best for you.

Don’t… Forget me – Please ?

I just want to forget everything about you. 

It hurts. It hurts so much – Don’t you understand!?

I can’t do this.

We can fix this.

We can’t fix this.

We could always…stop here and stay friends?

Are you sure that…we should – ? You know… do this?

I won’t ever find someone like you… You are special to me.

You are perfect.

We always were a thing, weren’t we?

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

boxbrownies:

          “Don’t be so quick to gloat, Robert. We’ll all be caught in the devastating spiral            of slipped discs and hip replacements soon enough. Nobody is safe.”

His fingers pluck a cookie from the table, hoping that the sugar rush might give him the energy to get through the day. Soon enough, every kid in the neighborhood will be running riot in his garden… And he’s so unprepared for it in his current, sleep-deprived state, what with one of the kids outright refusing to stay in bed through the night. He envies children and their ability to nap whenever and wherever suits them best without judgement. If he dared to sleep on the job, he’d be called out for being a terrible parent.

Appreciative of the help, he points toward the half-decorated back doorway, and the wobbly stepladder that had so cruelly betrayed him, hardly aware that he was being… Watched.

          “Just the last three to go up there. You can have first pick at the snack buffet,           if you’d like, for being such a good help!”

       Robert gave a huff, which was almost a laugh. Oh how right his friend was, soon enough they all would be having a fist fight with the grim reaper himself. That thought alone almost made Robert laugh, but he kept that to himself.

    ❝ Yeah yeah, I got it. ❞ He replied, making his way over to finish what Joseph had started. He climbed up on the step-stool without a second thought, not testing to see if it was sturdy. He could think of worse ways to die then falling off a stool and cracking his head open, so he didn’t worry about it.

      Soon enough, the job was done and Robert hopped down, making his way back over to the table and grabbing snacks already without saying anything.      ❝ ...So you gonna like, lay down and take an Advil or you just gonna pretend like you’re fine? ❞

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

boxbrownies:

          “I, ah… I may have thrown my back out trying to hang those balloons.”

The admission comes with a look of shame as Joseph leans against the snack table, doubled over in crippling pain. Goodness, is he ever starting to feel old! He could barely keep up with the twins earlier in the day, and now THIS? … It’s all downhill from here, isn’t it? Send him to the hospice already, old age is creeping in fast.

          “Would you mind throwing the rest up for me?”

      Why Robert was even here was beyond him, this wasn’t his sort of soiree. He just came because he heard there’d be snacks, and knew if he came early and left after everyone else came, he could eat all the good shit.  

       ❝ Not as young as you use to be, huh? ❞                He said in a bland tone, sighing and uncrossing his arms as he pushing off the wall. Shame, and he was enjoying the view he got of Joseph. 

   ❝ How many more need to go up? ❞

[therpmemes]

                 my favorite murder → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Don’t get murdered. ❞

❝ Toxic masculinity ruins the party again! ❞

❝ Pepper spray first, apologize later. ❞

❝ Get a job, buy your own shit. ❞

❝ Stay out of the forest. ❞

❝ You’re in a cult, call your dad. ❞

❝ Fuck politeness. ❞

❝ Lock your fucking door.  ❞

❝ Why does anyone have a diary?! Stop it, you stupid idiot, and go to a therapist! ❞

❝ Some of us just want to jump into the pool of terror. ❞

❝ Who wants to be a _____? Don’t you know about cooking and hanging out at home?❞

❝ He is a fucking salty bitch. There’s definitely a shank in his bag. ❞

❝ He was a slick, slightly British accented motherfucker.  ❞

❝ What a great opportunity for bad decisions. ❞

❝ Groundbreaking revelation: Hamilton is good. ❞

❝ Girls like True Crime and Zac Efron. ❞

❝ I’m the most jewish non-jew that’s ever lived. ❞

❝ I once ate watermelon rind to make myself throw up so I didn’t have to go to hebrew school. ❞

❝ I don’t know Dad, because I’m busy going to therapy to get over…you? ❞

❝ He is… perfection. There’s something like Disneyesque about the scale of the size of his eyes to the rest of his face. ❞

❝ Here’s the thing, fuck everyone. ❞

❝ Good thing I don’t give a shit about dick. ❞

❝ That old, blind bitch. ❞

❝ This isn’t a positive cult. This isn’t like sephora. ❞

❝ You don’t have to be perfect. Just fucking do things. ❞

❝ Sweet baby angel. ❞

❝ I hope we never get stabbed. ❞

❝ Look, meth is bad. ❞

❝ Speak for yourself. Question authority. ❞

❝ All of life is about fixing what you fucked up. ❞

❝ I’m going to be drunk in the den, so do what you will. ❞

❝ Consider me always wrong. ❞

❝ Let’s use our power of anxiety for good. ❞

❝ There’s always got to be an asshole to ruin things. ❞

❝ This is terrible. Keep going. ❞

❝ Uber is just organized hitchhiking. ❞

❝ Don’t worry, it gets worse. ❞

❝ Let’s sit crooked and talk straight. ❞

❝ Two things organ music is good for: ice-skating and mass-murdering. ❞

❝ This is a fucking shitshow. ❞

❝ It’s about to get really not that great. ❞

❝ Symbolic as fuck. ❞

❝ Fancy husbands are just fucking running amok. ❞

❝ Flaws are what makes you gorgeous. ❞

❝ My therapist was right about you. ❞

❝ Want a cookie? ❞

❝ It’s really hard to strangle someone, so maybe don’t do it. ❞

❝ Please live your life like you’re going to be reenacted in 30 years. ❞

❝ Anytime you need stitches because of your fucking husband, it’s time to get out of there. ❞

❝ Arm yourself with knowledge, but don’t let it overwhelm you. ❞

❝ Don’t go off your meds. ❞ 

❝ Anybody can get sodomy. ❞

❝ You might have good penmanship and all, but you’re still a criminal. ❞

❝ I’m a very highly functioning mess. ❞

❝ If you’re going to do something, don’t half-ass it. ❞

❝ We all have feral days. ❞

❝ That’s nice, you fucking cunt. ❞

❝ He looked like an obscene phone call. ❞

❝ I was raised to sass at defcon 5. ❞

❝ Sweet honesty. ❞

❝ Honestly? In a hundred years? Nobody’s gonna remember this. So relax a little bit. ❞

❝ ON point. She could not be more on point. The most on pointiest point…person. ❞

❝ If you don’t suspect something in your neighborhood, it’s gonna fucking happen. Start suspecting. ❞

❝ Pretty sure the Cold War didn’t have a front. ❞

❝ Namaste the fuck away from me. ❞

❝ What the fucking fuck? ❞

❝ Unless you’re a ghost baseball player you don’t need to be in that field. ❞

❝ Don’t take shit to your grave.  You’re being a selfish dick.  ❞

❝ If someone’s a real hard ass, they’re the biggest softie…we’re like a prickly pear with a gooey center. ❞

❝ Maybe I wouldn’t have gotten into crime if someone had just offered me an icy cold Diet Pepsi. ❞

❝ It’s called the Not Today Motherfucker Special, and I serve it up for free. ❞

❝ What if you just put four pairs of underwear on at once and every day you took off another one? ❞ 

[flamexec]

Got anymore of that wild in ya?

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

"Just you, me and a couple of silly hats. What do you say?"

New Year Starters / ACCEPTED !

     ❝ Well first of all, you’re lucky I’m drunk enough to wear this stupid thing…But on the other hand, this hat IS sorta fun to wear. But don’t go telling anyone I said that. ❞

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

New Year Starters

"Will you kiss me at midnight?"

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

"Got any champagne?"

"I'm got doing the ball drop this year."

"I'd rather be home than freezing outside."

"I really don't get the big deal."

"Here's hoping the new year is better than the last."

"New year, new me."

"Let's go out to celebrate."

"Want to go to a party?"

"This is the perfect way to ring in the new year."

"To health, happiness and good days."

"I don't drink, but thank you anyway."

"I don't feel well..."

"Did you just kiss me?"

"I don't care if it IS tradition, I'm not eating that."

"It really is nice out tonight."

"The stars are prettier than the fireworks."

"We don't have to go to a big party place. Maybe a restaurant?"

"Let's ring in the new year right."

"Are you drunk?"

"Can we go home?"

"Just you, me and a couple of silly hats. What do you say?"

"Hold my hand."

"I just want to go to bed early tonight. Does that make me old?"

"I think I drank too much."

"Let's get a cab."

"I'm not wearing those."

"You look silly."

"Does anyone know the words to Auld Lang Syne?"

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

broodmarch replied to your post: well the fandom is dead but I’m sure not I’m back...

this is a lie ur dead

*Muffled X-Files Theme*

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

well the fandom is dead but I’m sure not I’m back kinda I only came back for @broodmarch

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

wow blast from the past logging into this blog lmao Does the Dream Daddy rp community even still exist ? lmao

[clockworkcheetah]

robert is the shortest of the dads yall can fight me on this

[tlnm-deactivated20260]

hey guys how are you doing i hope youre all happy and having a good time

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

hey pals whats upaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bugpussy-deactivated20170623]

shut up

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

writing angsty rp replies

receiving angsty rp replies

[cryptidshunter-blog1]

I swear I will be online more, I've had so much work to do lately 😭😭

[sharpdressedredheadedterror-gone]

I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.

[tbgkaru]

based on you know what

[smallbert]

@caeruiean.